Alexa, play "Medication" by Spiritualized
By In Pain - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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it took me 10 minutes to understand what OP was trying to say. and then when I understood I was like why is this on here ?
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By toothpaste - 19/01/2012 12:17 - Australia
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!