By mystery - 07/12/2013 21:55 - United States - Minot
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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