secretlynormal

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  • London, United Kingdom
  • 29 years-old
  • Friday 13 December 1996
  • In a relationship

About Secretlynormal

I don't know what to put here. I guess there isn't much more to say about me. FML.

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Tell us what happened next

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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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OvertonHippie tells us more.

OvertonHippie 16

What she doesn't realize is that in a school with only 180 students, it's impossible to get away with stuff like that. The principal knows what's up, because we dealt with similar issues last year; I just didn't think I was going to have to schedule meetings with the teachers again about it (outside of the regular parent-teacher conferences, which she attends). I *had* kind of noticed the teachers giving me the stink-eye in the car line lately though.

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SirDirtyRedD 15

i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol

dope_mcfly tells us more.

dope_mcfly 24

Hey, OP here. I would have mentioned in the FML that my work phone is one of those "dumb phones" and does not have any option to block numbers. After she did that for two nights in a row, I wound up setting one of the fax machine at my office to auto-dial her mobile and house phones every 15 minutes. Now, the only thing that wakes me up is the occasional user who forgot their login info, and my wife's odd food cravings.