Trickster
By parker1993 - 03/02/2011 18:53 - United States
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By parker1993 - 03/02/2011 18:53 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 07:24 - Finland
By Laura - 08/10/2011 04:49 - United States
By pokeballbra - 17/10/2011 05:44 - United States
By cupcake_butt - 17/10/2011 08:39 - United States
By bubba - 17/10/2011 10:02 - China
By Ouchies - 09/02/2012 17:28 - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Virgin Islands British
By OPhere - 15/04/2013 07:37 - United States - Hayward
By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States
By happybirthday - 24/03/2013 21:15 - United States
By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 13:53 - United States
By bodhimae - 03/05/2009 07:15 - France
By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 11:11 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 00:38 - Canada
By nicefamily - 18/07/2009 12:45 - United States
for any interested - my brother didn't have a license because it had already been revoked for DUI's. he blew a 0.24 on 'my' DUI. he was about 40 lbs heavier and 4 inches taller than my license info, so the cops didn't care. i did tell them who he was, but i haven't seen him in years and have no idea where he is or if he's alive or not. i reckon every family has at least one loser to deal with.
By dundundadumb - 06/08/2009 21:25 - United States
By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 22:11 - Canada
By dontpanic - 21/09/2009 19:08 - United States
By IMayBeAFool - 13/10/2009 06:38 - United States
OP here. To the people who said I deserved it, my psychotic mother actually had the balls to craft a ******* rejection letter and mail it to me. I was sixteen and had never seen an authentic denial letter from Yale---you guys would've believed it, too, had you been in my shoes. To the people who keep bringing up e-mail: it was 1996. As my generation will tell you, we grew up without the internet. To the people who agree that my mom's a bitch, damn straight she ******* is. My daughters and son will not be seeing much of mee-maw anymore, nor will I. To the people who said I wouldn't be who I am today without that lie: Doesn't matter; parents are supposed to nurture their children, not deprive them for personal gain.