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By Clumsy & Forgetful - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Clumsy & Forgetful - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By ohsnap - 22/01/2011 21:24 - United States
By Anonymous - 19/08/2020 23:02
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By Scarred4lyfe - 28/02/2016 22:32 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
By Randolph - 15/10/2012 02:24 - United States - Saint Petersburg
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By NotTodaySatan - 07/07/2019 16:00 - United States - Tempe
By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 00:26 - United States - Eureka
By madden2014 - 19/09/2013 22:23 - United States - Los Gatos
By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States
I'm the OP, decided to make an account... Reason I put on so much weight is cause I had a car run up my leg by a 16 year old bitch who was too busy chatting on her phone to even notice she hit me. So after my broken foot, ankle, and leg "healed", I got to go through the process of starting rehab on all the torn stuff in my ankle. 18 months later, I can walk again with only a slight limp. Yay! Believe me, I'd love to be able to go out for a walk or hit the gym but some days (rainy days especally) going from bed to the bathroom is a chore and any kind of incline or decline hurts still. And I didn't know I was over 330 when I got to the store (got a scale too, 334... what a bitch, huh?) so that was a huge shock. Obviously I know I was overweight, but not this bad. Thanks to like the 10 people with kind words... the rest of you enjoy your summer, high school starts back up in about 8 weeks.
By Anonymous - 18/09/2013 17:41 - Canada - Red Deer
By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States
By Jienaf - 17/09/2013 08:26 - Malta - Santa Venera
Hey guys! Can't believe this got posted! Some of the comments were hilarious, others were downright mean! Let me clarify something, which I believe would shed some more light on the story. She is a very sweet person and you wouldn't ask for a better colleague actually! I actually got round to tell her to stop saying LOL (as in, LOL not L.O.L hehe). That's where started laughing and admitted that she knew that it was annoying and did it on purpose to jokingly annoy her colleagues :) So guess the joke was on us after all :)
By Homeless without superbowl - 16/02/2023 16:00
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Montreal
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By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 09:57 - United Kingdom - Oxford
By Sick - 01/01/2020 01:00 - Netherlands - Ede
By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 17:36 - United States - Saint Paul
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By Anonymous - 10/09/2020 14:01
By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg
By defectivesuperhero - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
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By Stupid - 22/12/2014 07:45 - Australia - Bellerive
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OP here. For those of you who are curious, I work at a public high school teaching English. The class of interest here was my Advanced Placement English Literature and Composition class (made up of SENIORS). The issue came up because a sample practice objective test I passed out had referenced some biblical stories and a couple of students had questions on it. He still thinks Solomon is in one of his Pokémon games.