Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
Today, after ordering at a restaurant, the waitress suddenly began acting like a bitch to me, for no apparent reason. I later found out why: most people who order that particular meal tend to argue and whine about the price. I wasn’t going to. FML
Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
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Confruzzled 10
Dont order her meal next time. Sheesh.
flashback.miss 28
Well, be nice enough to hand over her sanity while you're at it.
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flashback.miss 28
Well, be nice enough to hand over her sanity while you're at it.
flashback.miss 28
*ran out of time sorry: ah the elderly, always trying to set up the whippersnappers. should've glared back and the crowd, got your meal, and just paid no mind to them.
CallMeWindSock 24
11, your previous comment was funny enough, you don't have to overdo it.
IStoleTheCookies 16
I would've looked the old lady in the eye, and then said to the cashier "make that two, i'm feeling peckish" and then smiled.
Confruzzled 10
Dont order her meal next time. Sheesh.
oicu812xD 16
Right? The nerve of some people!
Pinkgal123 24
God dammit people. Don't joke like that. It's LAAAAAME.
stolencookie 17
21- Right? Don't make jokes like that. The nerve of some people! Sheesh.
maniaccy 8
Sometimes.. When the world just doesn't make sense.. Cuss and walk away eating a corn dog.
ElementaryEdGuy 18
She wanted that burger. That specific burger. Rude.
YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16
What?
ImAFaker 29
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the ****? FML You're welcome.
kurodansei 16
Let her know she'll have to be faster next time. It's a young mans world.
Ayanpatel95 7
Tell her it's just a coincidence
Caitie_kid 8
Just wait patiently and take both meals. Then you can live up to her calling you a thief.
kerrwoof 13
Bitches be cray.
Pikawhore 21
Tell her to be proud; it was your greatest heist yet.
vballgirly28 16
That's really weird. But you should've turned around and said "yeah that was kinda the plan" and wait for her reaction.
YeahYeahYeahOK 6
With a slight twitch in your face and an evil glint in your eye...