Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
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Today, my mom told me the night before our school trip that I’m not going so she could get a refund. Now I have to stay alone with my mom for a week, while my friends are having the time of their life in NYC. FML
Today, while planning for our trip next spring, my friend told me that she's decided that her mom is coming with us. It’s non-negotiable. FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML
Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend's family offered me the trip of a lifetime visiting their families overseas. My mother threw a tantrum, telling me that it was my fault that she was never able to travel, it was my fault that she got pregnant with me and had to marry my abusive father. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
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BI4ze 17
Steal his girlfriend during the trip. Problem solved.
ScratchCatPower 32
Aw, that's a pretty mean thing for a mother to say. You'd think moms would be there to support, not put you down. I would be your friend!
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Comments (28)
Therebepeople 13
Ouch.
BI4ze 17
Steal his girlfriend during the trip. Problem solved.
RichardPencil 32
Well, that would be rude. If you merely shared her, that'd be good enough and your brother would probably be OK with that.
Lalala579121 28
10 - ...No, he probably wouldn't be okay with that...
YourOpinionSucks 22
Just because you're into being cucked doesn't mean everyone else is.
wakka9876 17
I dont think 11 has been on the internet very long
Lalala579121 28
You are correct, I have not been on the Internet long enough to start confusing real life with ****.
nourHERE 15
She obviously did this just to get a reaction out of you. Sounds like you need to find a new supportive family
deltax 8
yup, just find a new familly. great advice.
brenton490 19
1-800- child support number is a great way to great way to get a new family I hear.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
tell her, " the only reason you never saw me with friends is because they are too scared to get near you" should be problem solved. Now for real tho, FYL
ScratchCatPower 32
Aw, that's a pretty mean thing for a mother to say. You'd think moms would be there to support, not put you down. I would be your friend!
ber4fun 23
That was mean of her to say since she already knew you had no one to invite.
stellasue11 38
that sucks! do u really have no friends?
RichardPencil 32
Ask her to give you 24 hours. When offering an all-expenses paid vacation, you'd be amazed how many friends will appear out of thin air!
worldclassrager 41
It's due to genetics I don't have friends...thanks to you Mother...
Tripartita 45
"Oh, if that were true, your brother wouldn't be bringing his girlFRIEND, honey!"
Estelle101_fml 13
My mom told me I could go on a trip with my friends if I want to, but she also knows that I don't have friends too, so...