Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements. Apparently, if he's not allowed to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off. FML
Carebeareatu tells us more.
Carebeareatu 23
Hey guys, OP here. I agreed to the Jesus as the best man but not the tux. No, I'm not going to dump him or call the wedding off because of his ideas, since it isn't just the woman's day but his too. It isn't too terrible to have have a little spunk at Our wedding ;P
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burnsy3 8
guess the wedding is off
Varieus 30
I believe that weddings are all about the joining of two people, not just females.
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Comments (113)
burnsy3 8
guess the wedding is off
fareith 15
Why? They sound like perfectly reasonable demands!
xx000o 27
Doesn't sound like he wanted to get married in the first place.
flashback.miss 28
sounds like he doesn't want to take the ceremony seriously. have a long serious talk and if that doesn't work out, then you may need to reconsider.
Treveyon56 14
Hey I seen people do stranger things. I know about one webbing where the bride and groom made it a Halo 3 theme. Even had the pastor dressed as Master Chef. Pretty cool it my books.
CallMeWindSock 24
*I've seen, *wedding, *Master Chief, *in my book Feel free to tell me if I missed any more.
BRLHP 24
I think she's being irrational.
MissMae93 23
I think you accidentally put an "s" in front of "he's".
persianninja 23
I think you need to rethink all of the decisions you have made in your life
BRLHP 24
I think you both don't have a sense of humor.
CharresBarkrey 16
How is a typo supposed to be taken as a joke?
FrankHotpants 31
Well according to the OP she doesn't mind a little spunk in her wedding so no, he wasn't being irrational for such request. Weddings don't have guidelines other then the ones you set.
everton99 16
Hey, creativity is always welcome. Sounds like a Duck Dynasty wedding though.
BRLHP 24
105, it wasn't a typo.
AnnaMariaMc 8
Then you should find yourself someone else to be the groom
eksyneet 23
well, if these are the only reasons he's ever had to marry you, then good riddance. on the other hand, this actually sounds like fun and you may want to consider it. boring weddings suck.
jessBeAqueen 13
I agree. its his wedding too. if those are his only requests then just let him have them. some people prefer unconventional ceremonies and they tend to be more memorable. plus if this is his excuse to bail, once you agree to these conditions hell think of more ultimatums and youll know for sure it isnt going to work out.
Elem3ntGhost 11
That is unorthodox And won't taking off all the duct-tape hurt
knotcool 15
You've never made a duct tape wallet as a kid? If you put the sticky sides together, and stagger them so half the strip of each side is stuck together, it won't stick to you. Mostly.
Bobby100 14
He doesn't mean just putting duct tape on his body to form a tuxedo, you have to make multiple layers and actually make the tuxedo. So the sticky sides aren't exposed at all
Elem3ntGhost 11
Oh cool But won't that cost a lot of money You know duct-tape is expensive
annie_nk 23
Or put duct tape over clothes. It doesn't have to be a fancy tuxedo underneath as long as it looks good on the outside.
Treveyon56 14
Not really 29. I could buy 10 rolls of cheap duct at the dollar store for $5. it only has to last a day. Plus renting a tux would cost a bit more.
DKjazz 20
If you made the wedding dress of duct tape as well, that would save a lot of money, too. Also, it represents the "unbreakable bonds" of marriage.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Don't take the fun out of it.
blondie107 20
Yeah, I suppose the wedding should be off!
Vitualamen 11
Sounds like you have great taste in men.
daken96 21
My husband would gotten a high five and all the help he needed if he asked for that for our wedding. This guy sounds awesome.
Latino_Nino 10
..well it looks like it's not going to happen. Sorry OP