Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
chanclepants
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Self-loathing intensifies
🌶️ Spicy
Whatever floats your turd
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
soontobedumped
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Love and threats
Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
howard1954
San Francisco, United States
Prejudice
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Sam
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Why would you do that?
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
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perdix 31
Maybe they'll give you a dungeon as a wedding gift!
FHGrif 0
Well do they aprove?
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iFruit 0
OMG that would be so awkward nand embarrassing... whats wrong with your bf?
00yoda4 0
everything humanly possible
changesinme 0
Dad thinking 'That explains the handcuffs, whips and candle wax I found'
FHGrif 0
Well do they aprove?
hellokittywhore 0
they probably was all " ohhemmgee!!!!! me too!!!" and pulled out their bondage toys! :D cuz bondage is funnnn :DD
tpike1296 11
No, they probably weren't all like that.
Butcher_1419 0
don't believe you. need pics
mazuma 0
agreed.. PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!!!
weezybaby22 0
what's a bondage fetish?
youngbutwise15 5
#5, a bondage fetish is when you get sexual plasure from being bound/tied up.
monster_tamer 11
Oh. X3 I always thought it had to do with marriage... stupid me. X.x
chooch556 0
haha tamer
melissa333jade 3
still dont get it????
Takaska 0
Bondage= being tied up, or restrained in some way. Fetish= something that gives someone a sexual thrill, or sexual pleasure. Bondage Fetish= when someone has this type of Fetish, the get sexually aroused from being tied up, or restrained in some way.
Erindub 0
Well thats just plain embarrassing : ( sorry sweetie.
KingHumanity 0
Well? Tie him up and spank his ass! With your boobs.
Shmeaty 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being into that ridiculous crap.
perdix 31
Maybe they'll give you a dungeon as a wedding gift!
truth215 0
oooo kinky
DreamerofWorlds 0
OP- Wow, that's embarrassing. Had something similar happen to me once. FYL Shmeaty- Are you suggesting that you have no kinks or fetishes? If not, F YOUR life for having a boring sex life. Seriously, be a little bit more open minded about the interests of others, even if they don't match yours.