anonymous
Chicago, United States
Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML
Anonymous
Turn left into the lake
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
thanks google
Naperville, United States
Today, while I was driving, Google said it found a faster route to save me 15 minutes. I hit accept, only be directed into a gridlock on the interstate, adding an hour to my drive time. FML
Anonymous
Sorry Sweaty
Today, I got lost on my way to a wedding and yelled at my phone's GPS for giving bad directions. After 20 minutes of rerouting, I realized I’d accidentally set it to “walking mode.” I arrived 45 minutes late and sweaty in a full suit. FML
Jaymail
Chicago, United States
Tourism
Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML
dumbluck
United States
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Lost...
United States
Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML
MyCarHasBluetooth
Doncaster, United Kingdom
Mind your own business
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML
90 up I-95
State College, United States
Today, I was wrapping up my move in a 16-foot truck with my car in tow. Google rerouted me to avoid traffic... through a state park. The road had only one lane. I can still hear the phalanx of cars honking at me. FML
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Likian5 26
They can do that???
JoeGrant 12
**** traffic.
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flashback.miss 28
Mosey or don't mosey.
SokDek 14
First world problems -_-
wowthatissad 9
That profile picture is really disturbing....
hemz_fml 13
I agree #53.
SwaggCapone 11
There's a button for that #60
badluckalex 23
this fml sucksl... op needs to get over it.. not the end of the world
Likian5 26
They can do that???
Ishq786 12
Recently, yes.
Latino_Nino 10
Drive faster then? It's not rocket science.
Likian5 26
OP said that they were in TRAFFIC.
chris_42 11
You know how traffic works, right?
JoeGrant 12
OP can't drive faster due to the traffic...
Latino_Nino 10
Oh ****, my bad.
AmbienDreams 20
Oh it's quite alright. It appears you are forgiven. Except the phrase you were looking for is "rocket surgery" I believe, hmmm? :D
Latino_Nino 10
Car surgery? Please explain this joke? :P
suboy 10
Yea i kind of misunderstood too. OP should've worded it differently.
lilhellian 27
Op could just get a bigger car to push everyone out the way, or be one the assholes on motorcycles that ride between or on the side of the road to get ahead.
lilhellian 27
Between the cars*
AmbienDreams 20
Lol yeah I meant like people jokingly say "that's no rocket surgery" instead of "rocket science" :) so I couldn't resist
DKjazz 20
I've heard the expression "rocket surgery" before. It's a mix up of rocket science and brain surgery. As in, "Come on guys, this isn't rocket surgery". Just a little joke. It's not a widely known joke, though. I only know it from 1 song and 1 video game.
Iceman225 11
#34, are you stupid? The OP literally stated in her post "traffic" You must be.
Uramonkey 11
OP could technically drive faster. That is if they want to stick their license plate into someones exhaust pipe.
suboy 10
67. No like i said i misunderstood it. If OP wouldve said "Traffic was going so slow" then i wouldve understood but they said they were going slow in traffic. I misread, it happens.
bfsd42 20
Lilhellian, what's your problem with motorcyclists? Of course they skip past traffic. It's one of the perks of riding a bike, and totally legal if you skip between traffic between the number 1 and 2 lane while traffic is going under 30 mph. Well, in california anyway. I think you're just jealous.
JoeGrant 12
**** traffic.
Stephy94 9
That sounds painful. Road burn for sure!
blondie107 20
Lol so go faster? Don't be a turtle..
Pwn17 25
Same deal as 3's comment. OP was in traffic. They HAD to go slow.
HowieDoIt 21
This comment is driving me crazy! They're in traffic, nothing OP can do. You may need a reading GPS to give you directions to fml comprehension.
Fuhkyoo 17
today, im stuck in traffic. FML
RedPillSucks 33
The new SAT component Math, Reading, Writing, FML Comprehension. 640, 490, 510, 210
mete_orito 34
The SAT comment made my day. Lol.
Pwn17 25
Traffic really sucks.
COSCO 13
Well I'm sure that's not so much of a bad thing, you were in traffic of course you would be going slow.
HeartForMusic 23
There's such a thing as that??
EpicSquishii 21
boobs :)
blackman100 20
27 Yes. I agree.
DKjazz 20
Indeed.
MakeTodayADTR 20
I wonder if the transformers ever choose that option. xD
colvindj 22
that must've been some slow ass traffic!