Today, my boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushed to open it and jumped into his arms for a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML
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SquishFish 15
Haha I'm OP. Well our door is solid so i couldn't see him. He was supposed to be there soon, so naturally I thought it was him. The mailman looked flustered for a moment (he was an awesome old guy) and then he smiled saying "Wow someone is excited about getting the mail!"
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PleadingInsanity 20
Did he hug back? =D
ellice17 3
Now he'll expect that sort of welcome every time..
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PleadingInsanity 20
Did he hug back? =D
xlord 27
The mailman probably thinks that OP really loves mail.
ebonyirony 29
It makes me wanna wag my tail, MAILL
fml121785 14
At least you didn't try to surprise him by being naked. >.
shellz102 12
It's okay! Everybody needs a little love!
ellice17 3
Now he'll expect that sort of welcome every time..
zandalee 20
Cool pic!!
coughyochick 7
17- be prepared for downward pointing thumbs
coughyochick 7
I have no shame, in my game
KrazieKleo 13
36- You should, though....
joefrazier 20
Let's see how many thumbs down I can get.
aziamn28 5
How about no.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
*eats a bag of popcorn whilst waiting for the mods to kick some ass*
joefrazier 20
I'm sorry for my stupid comment it was early and I was bored
DocBastard 40
I want to thumb you down for the silly comment, but that'll be giving you what you want, and I can't do that? I don't know what to do!! WHAT IS THIS EVIL REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY?
N3766 20
+1 for #3 & -1 for #25. Case closed.
xgirlofglassx 4
Sounds like the plot to a porno.
Awkward_Science 2
"Plot" being used loosely, right?
patrickalamo 48
Because the mailman always delivers. Even large packages... Brown chicken.... Brown cow...
BatemanFML 0
I'm pretty sure that in the porno plots the mailman delivers his packages through the back door.
Warden1986 16
#4 Ah you stole my comment! But I like the way you think. Ha ha
slimshadey 5
Who knows…you could've made his day
byRose 7
Then your boyfriends comes by and witnesses it all. YAY
DatEmoFurry 7
Lmao word..! Layin the mailman, ****** smooth.
ShyAnn29 15
Was he cute?
MindFreakazoid 10
Go get him, tigress :D
sens3sfailing 25
Is that a golden doodle or Labradoodle in your profile pic shy Ann?
SilverTears14 5
52 - neither, it looks to be a welsh terrier or a wire fox terrier.
ShyAnn29 15
He's a wire fox terrier, he was my special boy! He had to be put to sleep about 4 months ago though :-(
sens3sfailing 25
Aww! I'm sorry Ann! I know exactly how you feel! Last year my golden retriever had to be put down because of cancer at the age of 10. It was so hard to see him so weak that he couldn't even walk and had to be carried to the vet. One of the saddest days of my life and it will stay with me forever. He was a loved family member as I am sure your dog was too. R.I.P. Clancy. I miss you! :'( Also sorry for the mistake of breed. I now have a golden doodle and it looks fairly similar to it. I am no good at differentiating breeds so it was an honest mistake. I'm sorry again!
ShyAnn29 15
It's ok, he wasn't clipped in that picture, so that's probably why it's hard to tell, and he had really curly fur :) sorry about your dog also, and yeah, Pepper was a very loved family member :)
PartyChick55 13
Well that would've been awkward if your boyfriend came home and saw you hugging the mailman.
PartyChick55 13
Oops didn't see that #6 already said this.....sorry :/
Welshite 40
Right. It was a "mistake". But I'm guessing the mailman didn't mind. :)
DocBastard 40
Don't lie to us - you were just REALLY excited to get your car insurance bill now that you've saved 15% or more, right? Damn, I should've gone into advertising!
mario2012 18
I may be new here but I'm starting to realize that you are awesome.
jujubunni5 9
Well eventually you can be this nerd- I mean cool (:
Palirose 22
DocBastard, I've been on FML for a while...and oddly enough...every time I read your comments, I get the weirdest lady boners....that's all I wanted to say.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
72) I get lady boners on my hands, but most people get upset when I show them. Something about "flipping them off".