Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 years-old. FML
Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML
Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Jaywin 3
Leave him nothing in your will
Brandy_RazorSpan 0
Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.
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Comments (239)
Jaywin 3
Leave him nothing in your will
poptartkid 0
I don't get it who are the f***ing 'tards who said "YDI" jeez you guys are so fcking stupid! Even I wouldn't say such a thing...
Jaywin 3
Know what I don't get? Why you said that as a reply to me. Someone is a little desperate trying to get their comment at the top...
abcxyz123 0
im at the top!
sherpi 0
I agree. Spare the rod, spoil the child. Beat him 'til he sends you a "Hail Mary."
wingedspiritus 0
Because he has the freedom to do so. Why do you ask why? Nonsense.
aback 5
Because he's had a lot more FMLs in his life then you've had in your what-? 13 years of sheltered existence? What's YOUR FML? That you had a masturbation accident? Oh poor you. :D
dbgtboy 0
wow your grandson is a jerk, you should tell his parents
fmlAllStar7274 0
Well, what I have to say, is that I bet no grandparent would leave that much for a grandson in their will, they probably just left something small. So I highly dought the kid would even know if he was cut from the will, so how would it solve anything? I would take out a belt and whip his ass ;P
rallets 23
lmfao yea, now that FML has the ability to reply to comments, everyone replies to the first one but you still cant message people personally that blows
BOOMbat 0
Agreed. The moment I read this FML, I immediately thought "Quick! Take his name out of the will." Or better yet, leave a snide remark about it in your will to be read aloud and embarrass the shit out of him. (:
lynne90 0
that is so me....id leave him nothing
easylazy 0
buy him dentures for his birthday
poptartkid 0
MOHHHHHH
swagmonkey 0
More likely, Jaywin, he just screwed up with the new comment system, and wasn't actually intending it to take advantage of anything or get him more views.
JFox 8
Out of 6 granddaughters, I was the only one that got a financial share of my grandmother's house. If the OP leaves his grandson out, he may very well feel it.
WhiteDelight 4
i agree
mehwhateverr 0
Boombat's comment ftw.
bbbbbbb89 0
to number 129 hahahahaah best reply!
stfuILY 0
I agree with #1.
armageddillo 0
@#20, but don't you see the delicious irony of you replying to his reply?
Broc 0
53, You're kidding, right? You think grandparents don't leave massive amounts of their savings to their grandchildren in their will? Haven't you ever heard of college? It's ******* expensive.
nxkftw 0
I despise disrespectful brats. corporal punishment ftw.
cattoe7 0
don't believe everything the governemnt says.. im sure it wasn't the hairspray.. try the nuclear bombs they like to set off
audiogasmic 0
agreed, he needs to be written out of the will. haha. oh and i see the OP is from georgia, like me. here's a better idea: throw him in the middle of I-75 northbound through atlanta at about 5:30. =]
alleyx3 0
what kind of grandpa goes on the computer anyways?
jpest17 5
YDI. gotta face the truth sometime!!! plus helps you understand how important each day is.
Alicia_Raven7 0
awww.... that ungrateful little bitch. thats so mean
nahgemoohc 17
55-the grandson will know, if he hears what everyone else is getting, or better yet, if grandpa says 'and I leave nothing for my grandson'
MarkTheMintMan 21
And to grandson- a message "you get nothing because you're gonna die anyway"
jillz 0
just...wow cut him from the will
kaylee777 0
I didn't know that grandparents used fml... ur a really hip old dude :D
NGM_47 0
Oh no....I hope you don't leave anything for him if you make a will!! He deserves nothing!! FYL indeed...
Brandy_RazorSpan 0
Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.
dirtyhippie 0
FTW!! Damn right
Tsukasa_fml 0
This. Give him a good old fashioned belting.
gueeterman 4
what a ******. and who the hell said "YDI".
JFox 8
People who know this is fake.
spoo 24
hmmm. I think some people are that rude and instantly think a grandfather is already on his deathbed. True, nobody would ever think that he is soon to die and mention something such as his will. OP -> FYL for the comments on this post
st0815 9
YDI ... hmm a little bit for thinking that's a conversation his grandson (or anyone for that matter) would be interested in. If you want contact to your relatives (or indeed anyone at all) you need to avoid boring them to death.
anon919 0
I can't believe how inconsiderate people are these days. No matter your age, you always want to look good!
Dixie_Normous 0
I would have said "you sooner" and blunted his nosebone into his brain. :-D
OMGoriginality 0
lmfao!
ASUdec 0
"not before I kill you"
LebanonBaby 26
LOL !
thefuckingmaggot 0
I call bs, unless he was really young, but still who would tell their grandfather something like that
LiznessMonster 9
I think you need to get out more.
tashhshere 0
you say this about everythinggg
irishfever 0
Why were you talking to your grandson about your finances in the first place? And chill man, kids often say blunt things.
poptartkid 0
why are you asking stupid questions?
ponu 0
I was thinking the same thing. What is he doing making his grandson feel bad about his financial situation? On the other hand, if the kid is more than maybe six or seven, then the kid is a really a brat. I'm so torn....
TheUnnamedOne 0
How?