Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
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novair 5
he is in it to win it.
Cinn_fml 23
Surely you could've just called her back when you were done? Or answered, said you were busy and would call back later or something along those lines? Next time; turn your phone off. :P
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novair 5
he is in it to win it.
seanders 10
YDI bitch
ShadyFTW1 0
You selfish bitch, I would have grabbed the phone and told your sister to **** off untill I was done screwing you. This is a ydi all the way
bluecat_fml 0
today when we were having sex my girlfriend, she picked up the phone, and had a long conversation with her sister when we were still doing it. FML :))))
joseph42424233 0
I love how most women refer to it as making love whereas most of us guys call it f**king
flyersfan365 0
YDI for expecting him to stop.
NoahSpencer33 0
why the F*CK wouldn't he finish? I mean Damnnn. Call your bitch backk afterr yourr man cums at least. If you don't wanna finishh because of the phone I'm sure he's fine with that;)
slatter 1
why do you double the last letters of some of your words- surely it just adds extra effort.
love15_fml 8
I've noticed that too. It's funny though, because at the moment, it's the opposite with my boyfriend and I.
my_user_name 7
56 has it right, I knew somebody would have to give the alternate FML for this one. F your boyfriend's life for having you answer the phone during sex. Although, FYL if there are actually "consequences" for not answering a call from your sister. That's the sign of a bigger problem.
SchittzyHole 0
Lol "his in it to win it"? haha,i cant say otherwise
haterzhate 1
U have a pretty eye color!:)
macironicheez 7
We?! Lol
markb06 0
first
deviedev123 0
your second..
markb06 0
first
haggymypants 3
YDI. -_-
KingDingALing 9
Are you having an ******? Or are you taking it up the ass?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
can't it be both?
itman3456 0
how mayb she young n her sister a snitch ooorrrrr.... how would that conversation go ? hi how was yhur ooooooooo my gaaawwwd
kristena103 14
Ur picture is all I read
obnum 19
Honestly 156 do YOU even know what you meant to type??
SpicyDuck 22
Sex? or talk to my sister. what would you choose, cause both is a bad idea.
DassshNT 0
now i see why people say that owners eventually resemble their pets .
thrAsHeRr9081 16
^ahahahahahaha
AugustBurnsDeath 0
wowq
fukkuidc 0
lol @31
6969awesome 0
how is sex a bad idea? are you just gonna live your days as a loney old crazy cat person?
docscientist 10
She means both at once.... ...
KupkakeKitten 8
I don't think she did....
I_lost_the_game 25
Trust me. She did.
FailVader 0
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That selfish bastard!
inSayne 7
really? >.>
farhil 14
No, I think he was being sarcastic
Nickolazx 0
I hate your sister
Kaiden2554 3
your life sucks is at 1337 lol
Cinn_fml 23
Surely you could've just called her back when you were done? Or answered, said you were busy and would call back later or something along those lines? Next time; turn your phone off. :P
cesciscecsy 0
OMG U actually put an emoticon. and irs a FUNNY expression! rare
Cinn_fml 23
....Not that rare.
McMan 23
But there would have been "consequences", oh scary and don't call the OP Shirley :P
Zmeilerr 22
#18, Just because she offers helpful advice in here doesn't mean she's never serious. She's made me lol a few times :)
Cinn_fml 23
McMan, I'd say the OP should man up then. But she's a woman, so what's the woman equivalent?
McMan 23
Let's Google it :D *Clears Throat* "Toughen Up" "Step Up" "Grow Up" And uh what happened to my other comment D:
Cinn_fml 23
They're all appropriate, but I was trying to think of a woman specific one. Clearly that was my downfall... :P
ashtin85 0
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god you comments are so ******* annoying! do you have a life at all or do you just analyse everyone elses?!
boopityboppity 11
^To summarize #74: "You're annoying because you think!"
Cinn_fml 23
Ashtin, do you just analyse my comments?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Put on her big girl panties. :]
samiboy9 0
first 4 letters I just figured that look i'm in grade 6 don't hurt me please
Cinn_fml 23
That's the one, Irish. (Though in this case the OP wouldn't necessarily want her panties on... But we'll ignore that. :P)
Zombieslayer1 0
Cinn I love your comments. Ashten84, stop being so bitchy and go **** yourself.
dynky 3
don't answer the phone whilst haivng sex. that's the height of rudeness.
SeasonedLemur 5
I would have came in the OPs ear if she'd pulled that kinda shit on me. How disrespectful!
TaylorTheBoss 4
lmao, moneyshot ftw