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Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
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Top comments
flotar 0
congratulations man!!! he finally learned your name lol
fisheatsbear 6
well when you put anon down as your name...
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Comments (84)
BelleElle_fml 5
Now THAT'S hot.
Danniiboii22 0
lol like you :)
DrAwesome 6
Whoa, real smooth, Danniiboii22. I didn't think girls went for guys who spelled their names with double i's. *takes notes*
crabgass 3
hmm that's not creepy at all 0.o
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Burn!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
no offence #5 I don't think you can really critique anyone on their name considering yours is "DrAwesome".... saying that I'm not knocking his name either lol
crabgass 3
but.... hes awesome
MrsLender_fml 3
I can't help but think of peter griffin's voice narrating #14's comments when I read them. Lol
DishHeads 9
yeah same for me too :) ^^^
myschyveus 0
8 what's wrong with giving someone an honest, DECENT (not perverted) compliment? Hypersensitivity is bad for your health.
Notimetobleed 14
I'm Actually watching family guy right now it's an old one where they go to new York, "You have 3 days griffen" "3 days? that's tommorow! come on chris!"
flotar 0
congratulations man!!! he finally learned your name lol
Euphemism 0
From the sounds of it, you complained or told him to produce your name more than once. And I guess your boss got tried of you complaining over that.
josebeto1 6
well he finally learned it
Euphemism 0
Jose- How do you know the Op is an male? Piece of advice, if the post doesn't state the gender, use "op".
Draminicaus 0
Mr. Mism, I don't believe he was talking about OP. I'm thinking he was talking about OP's boss. You know, just saying.
josebeto1 6
yeah I meant op's boss, sorry for not being specific.
Euphemism 0
18, 21. You guys are an idiot, you guys had a chance to give me a comback by telling me look at the OP profile. Fail. Again, another fail. It doesn't say OP's boss was a male.
josebeto1 6
my bad!
ohthebloodygore 16
23, you're a fail. You're also an idiot just for using my word.
Euphemism 0
25, what "my" word?
Draminicaus 0
I wasn't trying to guess the OP's gender. I was merely commenting on how ridiculous you sound when you blindly go ballistic on someone.
Euphemism 0
27, says you, since you go off at them, for some drama or conversation. Otherwise just go ask your iron's mentor. Of course, to help you.
Draminicaus 0
"Idiot" is ohthebloodygore's insult of choice. Take caution when dealing with her. She'll rip you a new asshole.
turturkeykey 0
It's funny because you sound like you're trying to act smart.
Euphemism 0
30, please read my profile. So you can understand why the **** I picked this word as a username. I'm already an asshole, go ******* learn to notice something before you say it. Idi0t.
ohthebloodygore 16
32, please stop. You're making yourself look like far more of an idiot with each post. You make no sense whatsoever and lack common sense. By the way, idi0t is the same as idiot. The 0 instead of o just proves that you are, in fact, an idiot.
Euphemism 0
33- Uhm, you don't even make a sense too. Because "idiot" isn't labeled under your name. Now, do what you just said about me. You're making yourself look like an idiot, since you don't read my profile, you're an failure to not understand why I'm not "making sense". So .....
Draminicaus 0
Yeah, he's just a troll with an ego problem. He thinks he's better than the average troll because he has a name with a definition.
Euphemism 0
Ironface, and you think you're better in fighting. *cough* With a plastic iron face.
ohthebloodygore 16
34, "you're making yourself look like an idiot, since you don't read my profile, you're an failure to not understand why I'm not 'making sense'"... and I'm the idiot, right? You might want to read your sentences before you post them. Just because you happen to capitalise, spell correctly, and use proper punctuation does not make your English decent. I also did read your profile. It does not make you make sense.
Draminicaus 0
Also, he thinks that just because he is such an omnipotent troll, he can completely ignore the rules of the English language and call you stupid because he justified himself.
Euphemism 0
37... Really? I actually thought you were good there, till you missed the part where I do "not make sense on PURPOSE".
Euphemism 0
33, why do you even reply to me? If I don't exist to you. Stop wasting your time, if this "not making sense" actually bothers you so much, enough to draw out some of "bitchy, comebacks, etc".
Euphemism 0
38, Do you really just like her enough to attempt to sound "smart"?
ohthebloodygore 16
40, I never did say it bothered me. Bitchy comeback? no. You're just an idiot. Your sentences lack sentence structure and you're trying far too hard to seem intelligent.
Euphemism 0
43, "draw", as in show, act. You don't have to "say" it. Again, stop being obsessed to my grammar, English if I already in the being/ on my profile stated that I will "troll, be cofusing". You fail to pay attention, and yet an successful little smart girl to be so stubborn on my English! :)
DrAwesome 6
You guys are just being silly now. -_-
ohthebloodygore 16
45, so basically you assumed it bothered me? no. It does not bother me. If it did, I would have mentioned it. I'm stuck on your crappy sentence structure. I'm not saying you're making no sense with your thoughts, you're making no sense with your wording. You're ranting on and on about how you're trying to purposely not make sense with your thoughts when this whole time I'm not speaking about that.
Draminicaus 0
Get over yourself, Troll. You think that justifying your stupidity doesn't make you stupid. Then, you insult people when they say it doesn't make sense. That's a fast track to friends. congratulations! Your parent's conception should be an FML.
Euphemism 0
So you admit that you failed to add that whole thing was based on a foolish troll lack of sentence? I do admit that I have no proper English, based on what my profile says. :P you failed in two things, noticing that I do not care if you want to talk crap on my sentence structure, and noticing. My "rant" on, is just a troll. :P Way to go smart kid!
Euphemism 0
And, scroll up to my 43. You'll see that I do realize you're focused on my "lack of sentence structure".
Euphemism 0
Sigh, I'm getting sleepy.. 45*
kile88 2
I don't think English is his first language lol
Euphemism 0
whoops! Sorry, I meant to press "45"! xD
ohthebloodygore 16
51, so you admit to trolling? Good luck with that one pal. Also, you never mentioned your English wasn't correct. Of course you don't care, it's why you replied each and every time making yourself like a complete idiot.
Euphemism 0
54- ): Read...... It's based on reason. I've been saying that although. Troll, Confusing on purpose. Read my profile. xD
ohthebloodygore 16
54, that's what I was thinking. English is my 3rd language and I still make more sense than he does.
Euphemism 0
56- Has it ever occured to you that some people wants to act like an idiot for their own entrainment?
Euphemism 0
Well, Congrats 54. You're only shy 8 more languages to catch up to my number.
Asynja 4
Euphemism: You say you're "fluent" in 11 languages? The jack of all trades, but the master of none? So, you clearly know when to properly use the word "an", or was that also for your personal entertainment whilst "pretending" to act stupid? Quotation/comma usage fail? ...probably. Not to mention beating a dead horse but I was really enjoying all the bantering.
Euphemism 0
66- this case is closed.
Judus_beej 0
ironman > euphemism.
Mauskau 36
Just reading all of those comments from Euphemism, I wanted to facepalm so many times. "Look at my profile! It'll explain why I'm so uneducated!" >.> You are an imbecile, and I feel quite sorry for your family for having to put up with you. You are a fail troll, trolls don't admit they're trolling. ;>
lacrossekid 0
CHICK FIGHT !!!!!
lv426master 0
Wow, this is... So incredibly off-task...
tleaf 0
lol@this.
fisheatsbear 6
well when you put anon down as your name...
Pocahontas22_fml 0
Sorry op. but maybe on your next job, you won't have to work for such a jerk :/
mrahhhhh 21
Sorry, but you're... OH, AHH, GET TWO TOWELS!!!!! "ejaculates" fired. If you get this obscure reference, you win 8 internets, and if female and attractive in all the meanings of the word, my undying love... or a Hot Pocket. Your choice :).
PetraArk 0
Drawn Together.
lv426master 0
^ So much win in this post. ^
ThatsAfurry 9
You have done something incredibly stupid for you to make him waste his own time just to learn your name to get you away from him, Naw just kidding sucks for you
bebacklater 0
it is not that hard: "A N O N Y M O U S" :)
flashxprt 3
lol, he learned it finally.
gusgus36 5
is your boss Donald Trump?