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The Top
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File vs. Folder
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Inner voice
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I won! I won!
By winnerwinner - 02/05/2012 15:46 - United States
Thanks, I guess…
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Joe Bidet
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Scruffy 'erbert
By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 00:02 - United Kingdom
Headshot
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He does have a point
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Blood rat
By jadalee8290 - 30/07/2022 22:00 - United States - Shallotte
Hot Mess
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Nature is so wonderful!
By Anonymous - 15/10/2019 18:03
Relaxed
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By gaiakirkland - 15/02/2014 11:18 - Italy - Pompiano
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To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)
Meanwhile, in 1953…
By nope! - This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
By dannidoll93 - 15/06/2016 11:56 - United Kingdom - Redhill
dannidoll93 tells us more.
Hi everyone-OP here. In answer to some of the questions: - My backpack is silver and pretty small. I use it instead of a handbag because I'm prone to losing bags that aren't strapped to me through putting them down and leaving them places. - The date was pretty standard- drinks and a meal at a cool bar. Nothing crazy in the backpack! - The doors are curved on the tubes here. In addition, we were literally packed in so close that I could have had full intercourse with like 5 strangers where I was standing. I thought I was clear of the door but apparently not. I laughed it off and she was very sympathetic. My head feels okay now but I did have a bit of a headache for a while! - Other than that, we had a fun date but we didn't really click and we've agreed to just be friends. Thanks for all the comments!
By Lonely, I am so lonely - 12/06/2016 13:41 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
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By Anonymous - 13/04/2011 02:20
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Hey guys, I'm the OP. It was 67 mustang fastback and I was driving it home from the workshop late at night. And to all those wondering, no the car didn't survive because the asshole was driving a truck, it's sitting in a garage but I don't even know if I'm going to go look at it for a while now.