Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
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llamafish 25
He must have learned from online ****.
Hon3y_schnucums 1
The next time your ontop and he's close go "If you'd like to see more buy a subscription for only 59.99 for two months" ahah
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Comments (154)
godisnowhere41 5
High maintenance?
MrKlutch 1
Buy 4g
doctorhook86 25
Just switch to one of your other boyfriends while this one is loading.
nado13579 12
You can tell someone's been watching too much online **** when...
thiscrazything 1
That darn buffering, always ruining a good thing, by happening at the worst possible time.
Dr0reos 8
That what you get for having Dial up OP
22cute 17
The BF is high maintenance for sure!
nofearjenshere 12
This comment thread made my day. (:
oOxMERROxOo 0
YDI you need to get better boyfriendnet
Branflakes78 13
what's a boyfriend net?? never heard that before! and shut up i thought this was pretty funny
_ebbonyy 11
2- you need to get better typingskillsnet
n3rdzgotskillz 29
'boyfriendnet' is clearly a a bad pun of 'internet.' it's nothing to do with their typing, unless i'm missing something...
_ebbonyy 11
I'm missing a brain apparently because his pun went right over my head! I apologise :-)
therealslim 15
Don't worry 35, it was just a totally shit pun
Z03y 7
Or even Fringe... Walternet.
silverhelms 5
Nice cleavage
llamafish 25
He must have learned from online ****.
CaliGali 9
That's really funny
Yerg 0
Nice one
TarieBoo 2
58-thats why people thumbed the comment up...
Heinousness 0
This FML made me laugh. But sorry to hear. On the bright side, .... Wait, there is no bright side. Sorry!
uJelly24 1
'online ****'... Is there any other kind of ****?Unless... No I took that thought too far.
bitchwhore 20
Back in the days before the Internet, there were ancient means of viewing sexually explicit content, coined "pornography magazines", or "porno mags" for short.
ohSNAPyall 27
Your mom threw away your best porno mag. Busted!
WhyAmUHere 19
What do you think people did before the Internet? Squeeze their asscheeks together to make them look like boobs? C&H reference aside, they have **** magazines.
jemmers 13
You need to get him out of the house. He's watching way to much Netflix or Hulu. Or tell him the connection has slowed and he needs to go fix it and go faster.
phantumgrey 6
Whoa whoa whoa she doesn't want him "going to fast"
XxDevilxXGt 26
No it's ok he was just buffering it happens to the best of ..(loading, please wait)... us. Phew. And no one uses Hulu. ^^
Angitia 8
33, speak for yourself.
FlotatiousTurd 1
I use Hulu they get stuff faster then Netflix
KiddNYC1O 22
Am I the only one who noticed these two used to instead of too?
Bonkerss 4
you sir/ma'am... are awesome for your comment! lol
Lukeloveshugs 8
Men have this problem when watching **** all the time. You just have to stay focused and in extreme circumstances you may need to refresh.
RealReasons 0
I see what you did there...
therealslim 15
Did you? Did you really?
Yaen 18
You have an awesome boyfriend... kind of.
shannonjnae2706 0
HA!! I literally laughed myself to tears after reading this one. FML, indeed.
shannonjnae2706 0
That should say FYL. I was distracted. :)
hahayourmom101 5
No, your right. FYL for laughing yourself to tears over this. That, is just sad. I laughed, yes, but to tears? A little much, eh?
therealslim 15
15- it was because you had tears in your eyes, you couldn't see the keyboard
shannonjnae2706 0
71- if you knew half the shit that randomly comes up in conversations between my boyfriend & myself (strangely relating to this very FML topic), you'd laugh at this FML post until you cried, too. :)
hahayourmom101 5
Ahhh I see. :)
shannonjnae2706 0
thanks for understanding. I LOVE the spongebob pic. :P
ohSNAPyall 27
Funny. What are you going to do the next time he's close?
perdix 31
You need to upgrade from your dial-up boyfriend to a man with more bandwidth, (and maybe even more band length ;))
klovemachine 24
win
Z03y 7
And don't forget to upgrade the hardware while you're at it ;)
KriiFahMoro 9
And watch out for viruses
Hon3y_schnucums 1
The next time your ontop and he's close go "If you'd like to see more buy a subscription for only 59.99 for two months" ahah
mgkgambino 3
That's an amazing idea..
russfml 31
That is wicked funny lmfao "slow hand clap"
NiecyLuv365 1
So true.
skoob1 12
And then give him a china burn XD
ilyrainbow 2
Lol!