Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doing a PowerPoint presentation in front of my whole class, when I accidentally clicked on the folder that has zillions of pictures of my crush. He's one of my classmates. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, there's a guy in my class who I'm very attracted to. I'm hyperconscious of him for that, and I worry about the impression I give. By now though, there have been at least two different eye contact occasions that made it look like I was staring at him when I was NOT, and now I must look like a creepy stalker. FML
Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
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Top comments
corky1992 33
Makes me wonder if people have ever thought i was awkwardly staring at them while i completely space out lol.
zaidthunder1 27
If that was me, it would be an expression of elation.
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Comments (35)
species4872 20
Space, the final frontier.
zaidthunder1 27
If that was me, it would be an expression of elation.
mfmylifesrsly 30
Unless, of course, it's someone youre not interested in.
Lalala579121 28
And it wouldn't just be shown on your face.
corky1992 33
Makes me wonder if people have ever thought i was awkwardly staring at them while i completely space out lol.
fushengyuan 20
i bet its small
Tomato_Cheese 22
Like yours
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
You must be cockeyed.
norisorroz 28
"Happened", right :))))
AkoChan 4
Just tell him you liked what you saw later. And that you have a special place form him to put it. Having been a teenage boy myself, I can tell you most would love that XD
Lalala579121 28
Because everyone knows: looks of severe discomfort are actually hints that you enjoy it.
AkoChan 4
They most certainly are good sir ;)
aggoden_bed 9
eye carumba!
JosephKorso 15
Maybe it was uncomfortable because it made him a little stiff?
doodlecloud 27
You're making it extra awkward because you know you like him. He doesn't know you do, so as far as he's concerned you're just staring. Everyone stares into space, should just explain it. He should understand.