Today, my cousin and I spent 9 hours on two separate fishing boats. This is what my cousin's boat returned with. We didn't even get a freaking nibble. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after fishing for 5 hours, I finally caught a respectable-sized fish. I ran to my truck to grab the scale, and then I saw my friend laughing hysterically while holding an empty net. Apparently, the only catch of our day jumped out of the net during the 15 seconds I was gone. FML
Today, I took my son fishing and we did quite well, catching enough for several nights worth of meals. Then, as we were packing up, the dumbass tipped the whole lot back into the sea because he somehow thought the freaking ocean was subject to catch and release. Four hours wasted FML
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
Today, my dad and I went fishing. We both got a bite, but when we went to reel it in, both our hooks were in the catfish's mouth. He pushed me in the mud and took my hook out its mouth so he could say he caught it. FML
Today, I woke up from a great night of camping and fishing all night long with my fiancee, only to find my stringer of fish being eaten by a water moccasin snake. My dad's been asking for a fish fry for two weeks now. FML
Today, while on an airboat exploring the Everglades, my cousin decided it would be funny to push me off the boat. Into water full of alligators. FML
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
Today, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of the men caught a 50 pound monster which I put away. At the end of the trip they wanted to take a picture with it. I went to wash off the fish in the water. Apparently the fish wasn't dead and swam away. FML
Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML
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Glowworm56 27
I wonder if he did the Ernie technique where he used his special fish call to get them into the boat. "HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!"
Regulate 21
They caught what look like the smallest Dorado I have ever seen. I know nothing about sea fishing abroad. Ignore me. Trying to find a positive. Did you have a good day out though? I hope so. Something special about being out on the open sea in calm weather.
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Glowworm56 27
I wonder if he did the Ernie technique where he used his special fish call to get them into the boat. "HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!"
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They caught what look like the smallest Dorado I have ever seen. I know nothing about sea fishing abroad. Ignore me. Trying to find a positive. Did you have a good day out though? I hope so. Something special about being out on the open sea in calm weather.
Oscar Jonsson 3
pretty sure catching and killing marlin (spearfish) is illegal, since they are quite endangered
species4872 20
In Australia they have Fishing charters especially for Marline.
species4872 20
*Marlin
Aline✪ 3
aw，i never see such a fish
Infinite_Fail 7
This happened yesterday???