Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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talaswolf 20
How are you still alive!? That is horrible and I wish you a fast recovery! I know how it is to have pneumonia.
somedudesomewher 29
Well, I guess this site is turning into **** AkaiKitsune's Life after all.
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Comments (14)
talaswolf 20
How are you still alive!? That is horrible and I wish you a fast recovery! I know how it is to have pneumonia.
somedudesomewher 29
Well, I guess this site is turning into **** AkaiKitsune's Life after all.
mustang19898 16
I did something similar once. I came down with strep, the flu, and bronchitis all at once. Fever topped out at 104.5 F. It was awful! Hope you feel better soon!
Lobby_Bee 18
Like my mom always says, "because you played too much video games!"
rety1 13
forget just vitamin C, you need someone to get you the whole vitamin alphabet.
Neevster 18
That's too bad. Was it caused by chasing your horse that wouldn't let go of a squeaky toy?
greeniegenius 20
Be sure to get the vax to pneumonia if you don't want FYL too OP I do feel sorry for you
Lalala579121 28
I bet your horse did it.
chosha_fml 27
How does anyone even notice a common cold when they have pneumonia?
Allie614032 34
Dude... you could literally die. I hope you get better soon!