Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Today, while sitting in a busy store waiting area with my brother, he went to the bathroom and came back with his hands cupped, saying he found a mouse. He then threw it on the magazine in my lap. I jumped up, screaming and flailing about while everyone stared and laughed. It was a piece of cotton. FML
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bigsc 0
nasty
Mirelly13 6
oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah
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Comments (210)
bigsc 0
nasty
ShadyFTW1 0
Man I was eating when I read this... WTF this is nasty as hell.
RoNsAuR 2
was it washed in snugglesoft?
whoooop 0
ballsack
bravesfan112233 0
was he turned on by the stuffed animal
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Ydi for sniffing something that's wet and in a trashcan.
Peacemaker9 7
no it was his new blow up doll that did. he just wanted to use the bear one last time.
ShadyFTW1 0
So your brother screwed Barney up the tailpipe?
KiddNYC1O 22
go-to your room.
KingDingALing 9
:O Holy shit!! That's ******* nasty!!
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
22 imagine it in lingerie lol but he musts supersoaked dat thang for it to be wet all ovr but does it still count as ***********
imaginaryvoice 18
Yum.
_TONGAN_ 5
"Stuffed" **********!! lol
KiddNYC1O 22
74- feisty
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Imaginary voice, would you be my imaginary friend?
berrenduh 0
get it dry cleaned, itl b fine
heynow00wellthen 0
Dude. That's gross. Time for a new stuffed animal..for you not for him. =P
Peacemaker9 7
imaginaryvoice: omg I almost puked when I read that!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op, you obviously didn't explain "doggie style" to him very well...
iHOOT4Hooters 0
Hopefully, your stuffed animal wasn't a guy. Otherwise you could have a gay brother.
YupImBack 0
Looks like Pedo Bear got what he deserved.
J_Marine 0
@20 Lmao! Robot chicken! "I need your softness" haha that comment made me get a profile just to reply to that!
IrishWildMan 3
Been there....
brutallyhonest24 0
Raping animals is not okay...even stuffed ones. i guess.
zerobahamut03 2
I didn't know to laugh or be grossed out by this fml. I guess a awkward smile that could of lead to a laugh but then turned into frown lol.
ledgehanger 0
********** ftw
Edokun 0
well at least you can now figure out if he has a small penis or not(if not take the piss out of him for payback) >:D
exotramp 5
problem is, the brother might try to do it again!
Marikamaria 3
Your brothers sick! goatlover... ahaha :D
PrincessPaytonn 0
that's pretty funny but gross(:
bubbles944770 0
yum wat tht is disgusting!!!!
Crncj 0
and her the brother oils how old...?
niggatyrone 0
nice pic
FurryRocks 10
********** with stuffed animals
Toasty283 8
What, what, in the butt!
AudaciouslyInsan 0
Oh, shoot. That's really gross, OP. FYL D:
Danger716 0
Not gross, original :)
adddadancer 0
tabs how old is this little boy?
penguins17 0
not really gross/nasty kids r doin this all the time
ActionManly 11
Your brother's a ******* furry.
ferrettamer 6
haha agreed 193 and yeah how old is your brother?
Mirelly13 6
oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah
Mirelly13 6
*same* but still that's really gross I would kick his ass if someone did that to my stuffed poodle Puffy
otheriBlair 0
****** up
MetalHead93GB 0
101 marry me? :D
Cinn_fml 23
Why do I find that really funny? Sad and slightly gross, but funny.
boopityboppity 11
This is one of your few comments that I kinda dislike. "Slightly" disgusting?!
ComMed1 0
bc she puts a strap-on on bears and gets them to do her
boopityboppity 11
Oh, you've got to be the best psychologist I've ever seen, 38. You figured that out from thirteen words.
molil_4810 0
I like your picture:p
ThePaperDragon 31
Cinn, I love your "unspoken rules of FML", they are sooo true. I know it's off topic, but I just had to say it.
Cinn_fml 23
Paperdragon - Thank you, more keep appearing, but unforunately I can't put them on my profile on the basis I've already hit the character limit. ComMed1 - Wtf? I said I found it funny, not that I condoned it. Boppity - Sorry, maybe it is grosser than I previously stated, and maybe it's because it's a situation that's never happened to me I can't comprehend how bad it is. Not to mention I suppose it could be read that the brother has a *********** thing going on somewhere... This is getting sicker the more I continue, so I think I might have misunderestimated it.
falon142012 22
I don't think misunderestimated is a word. and I believe it is spelled "**********". ironic.
senik23 0
omg.... what kind of sick person sodomizes a bear!!!!
folin8 6
a stuffed one!!!
Jokey007 3
sodomizinf? you'd really call it that?....I did something like that when I was maybe 9 or so...except it was one of those huuuuge stuffed animals you get at amusement parks... I don't think it's that bad that he did... depending on how old he is, he's prolly just experimenting...if it's chronic, or he's older, get him help, or just laugh at his pathetic ass, depending which one it is :)
LilTiki559 13
LMAO!!:D.
cjwalsh86 0
Who Said it was a bear?
esines 9
Shake that bear
septor82 0
you need to lick it and see if he really did ********** in it???
waveman56 3
that's gross, it was in the bin
chewbacca69 0
I agree with 6
Lucidium 0
lol @ 50. Because It's alright if it wasn't put in the bin :D
fishboy112 0
get a ******* life
1990TD 6
...since you're a guy, you must know you can SMELL sperm. Or at least, women can. Haha, whyyyy?!?
roxy453 0
who would do that? ewwww
NiceGuyz 0
@183, What Like The OP's Brother!!! ^NiceGuyz^
cutestever 0
eww! obviosly ur brother is desperate. i hope u put it right back in the trash OP
thirdbase1733 0
nah she kept it and sleeps with it every night. btw your brother is either gay or a pervert
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh god, tell me it wasn't that creepy Snuggles fabric softener bear... *shudder*
AudaciouslyInsan 0
Haha, the Snuggle bear is a temptress.
lickmyjock 0
aw but that guy is so cute and soft. best part is he doesn't leave any unwanted "evidence"
surfergreeneyes 0
well hopefully ur stuffed animal is a dog cus ur brother did it doggy style. and op its not fyl its ftsal thats right f*** the stuffed animals life it got cut raped and thrown away :(
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
No. No, that thing's the Susan Atkins of stuffed animals. It might look all innocent and cuddly and soft at first, but if you look into its blank stare long enough, you'll see. That bear wants to cut a bitch.
Senato 1
I could expect the snuggle bear to be the killer in a horror movie
AxelVIIIGotItMem 0
xD Wow, that just reminded me of that one episode of Robot Chicken with the Snuggles bear in it... YouTube it. It's hilarious. xDD
Spastastic 6
I had a comment here about how I hate that bear, and it disappeared... Now watch it reappear.
Zator 0
haha, I think u have seen one before like this :P
Peacemaker9 7
wow that sucks and gross
Spastastic 6
That's awful. That's really, really awful. D: Stuffed animals are sacred in my family.
RedPillSucks 33
Stuffed animals are scared in OPs family.
Spastastic 6
>:|