Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 6 year-old son came up to me and asked "Dad, when you're dead, will you give me your wallet ?" FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, my 6 year-old granddaughter was sitting on my lap, playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die, can I have that one?" FML
Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 years-old. FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
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MrCT 22
At least he is waiting.....
jbuckets_404 39
Tell Jr. "Sure" since way before then, he'll have need of it all for himself anyway to replace what will be already missing of his own ... unless he drinks all his milk at every meal and follows all of your other Motherly advice/ instructions in making himself the best that he can be.... [/s]
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Show him Silence of the Lambs, and tell him he can have your skin, just like Buffalo Bill. That’s the last creepy request he’ll make!
MrCT 22
At least he is waiting.....
jbuckets_404 39
Touche! (Lol)
jbuckets_404 39
Tell Jr. "Sure" since way before then, he'll have need of it all for himself anyway to replace what will be already missing of his own ... unless he drinks all his milk at every meal and follows all of your other Motherly advice/ instructions in making himself the best that he can be.... [/s]
ticklebeard30 7
i dated a girl who wanted my eyes when I die
julfunky 29
Well, can he?
Lily_Rain77 25
My 6 year old asks me this about all kinds of stuff, all the time.
OnReceivingEnd 18
"That's so CUTE, you thinking that between the two of us, I'll die first..."