Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML
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Hi! I'm the OP! Thanks for the comments :) The exam did actually go well, even with the distractions :P The reason nobody said anything was probably because 1) it would be super awkward to sit through the rest of the exam 2) as soon as the test was done, you had to leave the classroom (no talking as it could distract others still taking the test) 3) Talking/laughing/moving could be seen as cheating (and nobody wants to be thrown out of a final test that can only be taken once a year) Everyone was sending eachother "please let this stop"-looks, though XD (The guard on the other hand, was just pretending like nothing)
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DigitalDoctor 2
Did he burp and fart in morse code? 1-B, 2-D, 3-A...
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I hope you passed (your test, that is)!
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Comments (92)
steveykinz0967 16
Well at least she didn't poop herself
Ian7890 23
as far as you know
shainj78 8
sounds like a stinky situation. Get that lady some Gas-X!
mallu86 9
Sounds like your comment is in the shitter.
shainj78 8
yeah, oh well. I don't give two "*****"
Like_A_Shadow 11
Must have been hard to take the test, huh? Well that sucks, hope you did good on the though, OP.
JMichael 26
I would of been laughing so hard I'd have to be escorted out of the building.
cakefete2 31
That would have probably saved you from the gas.
press_start_bro 21
Laughing/talking/whispering is considered cheating and would most likely get you thrown out and your exam failed.
Ogodwhyzzz 6
It must of been a gassy situation.
SkittlesGoRawr 19
Okay, not only did you try to twist the most overused phrase in the history of FML, but you didn't bother to make it sound good. It doesn't flow.
Azalea18 18
Are you trying to get dislikes?
mallu86 9
NO. JUST NO.
Zerizle 19
Your username and icon really fit your comment #4...
thuminthumz 5
Well its natural ...
pessimistprime 4
When your teacher is producing the chemicals for chemical warfare, it aint 'natural'.
Welshite 40
She wanted the students out as quickly as possible, and she wasn't afraid to bring out the biological weapons. She's genius.
FroggerForReal 11
Lol. I would've just turned the other way and used my hands as a filter so I could take the test calmly.
slyde32 12
with no hands?
Earths_Venus 25
That's dis-gas-ting!
feven 32
For all we know, it could have been a chemistry exam & the gaurd was trying to help them out. Nobel gases r hard to remember.
Earths_Venus 25
Nobel or Taco Bell?
DARKDAY07 16
start throwing gas-x pills at her and wait for her to get the hint.
DeltaDragonxx 20
that's what putting your nose in your shirt if for. Anyway, 5+ hour exams already suck, hope you did good!
ana_lee_bonde 17
downvote for the dog? dont see the logic here.