Today, I ended things with the love of my life. I kept my composure the entire conversation, and was even fine when I got home. It wasn't until I was showering at night and found one of his hairs in my butt crack that I lost it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I ended things with my hometown, on-and-off-again ex-boyfriend. I leave for college soon and felt other things took priority over him (selfish, I know). I met practically every single one of his family members in the street, heard his name being screamed in a department store, and had an overall shitty day. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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Top comments
Aiden89 23
Hair today, gone tomorrow
TxKitten79 10
Why would you end it if he's "the love of your life?"
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
So, you pulled his head out of your ass? Now it's time to pull your head out, too. You may have made a big mistake. There aren't very many guys who are into hardcore butt-play. If you're into that kind of thing, you may have lost a keeper.
Aiden89 23
Hair today, gone tomorrow
jbuckets_404 39
Oh, so break-up sex includes butt sex, too?! Good to know!
TxKitten79 10
Why would you end it if he's "the love of your life?"
thehaystackerine 20
why did you end things?
Suaria 38
If he's the love of your life why would you guys break up?
zoelog 10
if he's the love of your life then I'm not understanding why you ended it.
MadiGirl24 18
To everyone commenting, "why did you end it if he's the love of your life?", you can be in love with someone and have an unrelated situation trigger a breakup. There are dozens of reasons why you could need to end things with someone even if you love them, and if OP didn't mention why, then it might very well be that she doesn't wanna talk about it, and she doesn't really have to disclose WHY, really. Could be hard to discuss at the moment.
bigdaddyeric 37
Are you Gay? Serious question, not being rude or anything, just curious why his stray hair in your butt was so emotional? I’m Gay btw so the question is real....Thanks