Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Do you always invade other people's privacy, or are you only interested when there's a chance they've had sex? Apologize to your friend for being a shit, and tell him you'll be there to support him if he wants it.
JackFaire 27
Dick move. Not everyone wants to announce the world they had sex
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JackFaire 27
Dick move. Not everyone wants to announce the world they had sex
BurnInDemonFire 39
Do you always invade other people's privacy, or are you only interested when there's a chance they've had sex? Apologize to your friend for being a shit, and tell him you'll be there to support him if he wants it.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
I take it you're a virgin as that's what one would say
EmDizzle2007 28
to level out the stupid in the comments... reach out to your friend and him know you aren't there to judge him and that you feel bad for making him feel the way you did.
Sheila Deville 15
your a good person, thank you for being you☺
EmDizzle2007 28
thank you. I've been on both ends of a mistake between friends. saying you're sorry can go a long way when you really mean it
RichardPencil 32
That gathering sounds like a real drag.
mfranks19891989 10
DUDE WHERES MY CAR!
PenguinPal3017 19
oof