By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 16:37 - Australia - Brisbane
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Cooked
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Insta-Creep
By wilmaa - 15/10/2017 17:15 - Canada
Science teacher
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By snazz23 - 13/06/2016 14:24 - United States - Leander
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Because I would have to go 30 miles out of my way to get her, and take her 30 miles out of my way to take her home. So that's 60 miles total....on my wedding day.
By Kaibel - 21/05/2016 21:39 - United States - Los Angeles
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Hey guys, OP here! Let me give you guys a little back story on the situation: I found out about this because I went on holiday with my best friend, which meant I would be leaving home for the first time WITHOUT my parents ever. On the sixth day, my face broke out horribly and I was feeling very nauseas. When my parents called to check up on me (since I was away in another state) I told them I had been feeling sick all day. One thing led to another, and they eventually confessed what they have been doing all these years (I'm 17 now). My reaction? Yeah, I was pretty pissed off. I hung up on my parents and literally threw my phone against the bed. The sad thing is, when I get really mad I cry, so there were a lot of tears involved as well. I've never had a real boyfriend or anything like that, so I have no idea why they did this. I'm going to see a doctor once I get back home, but until then, I'm going to ignore the calls and texts my parents send me. Thank you guys for all the support c':
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Baby steps
By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00
Buddy Rich is not dead
By DrumrollPlease - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London
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By ujellybro234 - 01/12/2015 16:52 - United States - Brown City
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Hey OP here and wow didnt think this would pass! To all those people saying I should have stood up for myself earlier in my childhood I have one question. How was I, a 5'8'', 120 pound boy, supposed to fight off the 6 foot 200 pound lineman on our football team? Think before you comment. I wouldn't stand a chance.
By Questions - 12/05/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Ashford
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Premature
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Surrey
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Date night
By avaiia - 09/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Chicago
Horror movie
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Wow this is my first FML that got published! Thanks for giving it a chance! I saw a few of you said I might have jumped the gun on this one. I might have but not before considering that there aren't any other position to be promoted to. It's a tiny company of 5. And there weren't anymore room or budget or busy enough for an additional staff. I had 2 managers & I didn't get along with 1 of them, and the other's (which I got along & like) often overseas. So I can guess this descision to hire a replacement is more with the manager who I didn't get along with. I had prior bad experience with a former employer who always threatened and actually went as far as advertising for a replacement when any staff's performance slipped so I'm quite sensitive about these stuff. On the upside, I didn't have to serve the 1 month notice and I actually got paid almost 2 weeks extra on top of a full month's salary. And I found another job pretty fast so!