Today, I twisted my ankle on a mole hill in front of my house. I regularly try to stomp them down so I guess this was retribution. Well played, mole. Well played. FML
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WhoaZombie 19
OP here with some details. I was not stomping down the holes when I fell. I was walking out to my car across the yard. I have poor vision and misjudged the lawn and turned my ankle. The moles were not harmed in my pushing down of their holes at any time. I push them down to prevent the grass from growing over sometimes 8inch high mounds in my lawn. Stomping the holes (not the moles) is for this reason! I didn't want to trip and here I am. Lmao. I mean karma is a bitch but damn. I'm like super animal activist to the point where I don't even have traps down for the suckers. To the knuckle dragger that said he hoped I broke it, you'll get yours just for spewing your ignorance. Of that I am certain. ;)
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Welshite 40
You really made a mountain of of that mole hill. Wear appropriate safety gear next time you try to play whack-a-mole.
Emma1562 35
How'd you manage to do that?
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Comments (34)
Welshite 40
You really made a mountain of of that mole hill. Wear appropriate safety gear next time you try to play whack-a-mole.
friedpwnadge 25
Holy moly! They must have been planning this for months.
ldhull 16
Stick to the arcade game whack-a-mole. Much safer.
gabechriswill 19
They are learning, OP. Watch your back.
Emma1562 35
How'd you manage to do that?
UserError94 18
She was trying to do one of those classic bug killing moves where you stomp your foot down and twist right to left.
WhoaZombie 19
I'm bad at walking on uneven ground apparently. Lmao
it___happens 12
The mole strikes back.
ER1C_fml 22
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Poor moles! you deserve it! I hope it's broken. #Karma :3
jen1097 25
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Kinda deserve it for trying to kill innocent creatures..
ABlindMan 17
It doesn't kill them.... OP was just pushing down where they dug up. They burrow further underground than 2 centimeters... Do a little research before you comment on something you know absolutely nothing about.
foxpug 24
Thank you! You beat me to it.
saxaddict122 14
The moles deserve it, moles wreck your yard and most people consider them pests just like cockroaches and termites.
sw2f2fchik612 12
I consider most people pests, I better get to stomping.
jen1097 25
Well I don't have moles where I'm from so don't be so quick to judge
foxpug 24
That's a pot-kettle-black situation if I ever saw one. You don't have moles where you're from, therefore your lack of knowledge is your defense against quick judgement, yet that same lack of knowledge allowed you to be quick in rendering judgement on the OP's ankles.
R_L_Jack 11
they aerate your yard they do. And eat slugs, bugs, and larvae.
clawstrophobic 15
At least you didn't make a mountain out of it
Markgray2525 11
Did you learn nothing from caddie shack