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Today, my neighbor that's going through a midlife crisis showed off his brand new Corvette. He did donuts on my lawn. FML

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crawforda350 12

hey, op here, he already agreed to pay for the yard to be fixed, and im not gonna destroy his car, hes a good guy, known him since i moved in(years) but he does stupid stuff at times.

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wanted_2_want 40

Did he bring coffee too?

Madrias 36

A brick to the windshield of his brand new Corvette would give him a new crisis to worry about.

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wanted_2_want 40

Did he bring coffee too?

buckdharma 38

That old Floyd guy beat up that young Connor dude too. Maybe play it safe and let the cops handle this for you, op?

Madrias 36

A brick to the windshield of his brand new Corvette would give him a new crisis to worry about.

Ray_of_midnight 23

Silly neighbor, the only appropriate vehicle for doing donuts on your lawn is a Bitchin' Camaro.

Isa_fml 20

Hope he's paying to clean it up.

Tillie Jenkins 5

I'd give him the bill for the mess. And if he doesnt pay it, you can technically take him to court. Its destruction of property

onceuponatime456 16

Take a baseball bat to his Corvette!

crawforda350 12

hey, op here, he already agreed to pay for the yard to be fixed, and im not gonna destroy his car, hes a good guy, known him since i moved in(years) but he does stupid stuff at times.

texaskitty86 25

The poor Vette doesn't deserve to be punished for the idiot who owns it! Glad he agreed to pay the damages OP