Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
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Top comments
KiwiExchange 16
That's pretty badass.
taoxyeuxmay 4
Your boyfriend sounds like a cutie pie!
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Comments (126)
nickaay9 0
hahahaha
grebulon123 0
well, wake him up!
Tearing 0
He's going to get a good education, I don't see why she's braggin' She'll be rich soon.
iSitt 0
look on the bright side, you'll probably break up before the end of residency.
rallets 23
"ZZZzzz leg bone connected to the... ZZZzzzZZZzzz"
confusdsincbirth 5
22, while what you are saying is tre, your first point isnt neccessary since you aren't planning on marrying him.
corporatescoundr 25
42 is funny
gamecube_Link 0
LOL XD.........she shouldn't be so upset.....at least she's dating a guy that's doing something with his life.
kram02 2
shouldve studied in college too...
megamandude455 10
op couldve had a V8 *slaps forehead*
Rynk95 11
dude, the fact that she didn't know those terms doesn't make her an uneducated person. Not everyone goed to med school, you know.
digibenho 0
You didn't go to school at all xD "goed" lol you made me laugh... thanks
TJ10 0
I used to "goed" places..then I graduated 3rd grade
kittytub 12
it was a typo. calm down.
viva_la_blondes 15
Seriously people? "Goed" was an obvious typo. S and D are right next to each other. Get over yourselves.
KiwiExchange 16
That's pretty badass.
BlackMoon_fml 9
I second that. He sounds sexy..
iluvharryp 0
Most definitely...enjoy it an hope he graduates and makes serious bank. Hes smart and rich...your a lucky girl.
corporatescoundr 25
Kiwi is cute
takpaan 6
I concur
taoxyeuxmay 4
Your boyfriend sounds like a cutie pie!
elmoErin 0
yeah lucky girl!!!
needleinmypants_fml 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being uneducated. it's never to late btw.
lgs25 0
agree maybe he can teach u while he sleeps
ghost303 3
Never too* late. ;)
dragonaair 5
shes not uneducated - she just didnt study medicine.
babyyappld 7
why do you assume she's uneducated? she most likely is just not in something as advanced as anatomy
Prolusive 5
Never too* late... Take your own advice and learn English. Thanks
rangermedic77 5
she's a woman... of course she's uneducated! (betting I get 50+ down votes)
BoyFromTheFuture 0
what kind of dreams is this dude having and what kind of anatomical terms is he spitting out?
mangoboy1 19
When I hear anatomical terms I think penis and ******.
imabee1 1
You wrote: "I was in laying in bed" and "My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep." Hmmmm. It doesn't seem that hard.
Leftieswillrule 3
specific grammar nazi strikes again!
Bee_fml 2
Corrected the first part. Thanks. However, I see nothing wrong with the last sentence.
missory_missouri 0
It's not the grammar of the last sentence, it's what was said. Although, I don't think that makes her stupid. Anyone could gave made that mistake.
missory_missouri 0
*have*
riptor911 10
There isnt anything wrong with the last sentence. The last one she said she feels stupid. Now dont you feel stupid for making this comment.
Linnia 12
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt Stop letting that make you feel bad. You're being silly if you think the fact that he knows the latin names for things actually makes you a lesser person.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Dang, beat me to the Eleanor Roosevelt quote.
imazaari 12
Greek. Not Latin. Medical terms are mostly derived from Greek root words.
FFML_314 12
Are you implying that he makes you feel stupid when you're awake? Does he know that he does this?
BahahahLOL 0
why are u making that face
FFML_314 12
So morons like you can ask me that very question.
vincent_vega_fml 0
no, you make you look stupid by not proof reading your post before posting!
surefirewinners 0
Haha, the irony in this comment.
knibbsy 4
Iron is the key word in irony. A curling iron? A soldering iron? A nine iron? I'm confused, please help. ~Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more~
sarah48_fml 0
lol nice
SkaterTit 1
You know what, don't be such a dick! People f**k up their words. I'm sure you have to. Show some respect for f^ck sakes.