Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
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SpaceToast 25
No, you got a concussion from your "friends." Don't blame the cake.
user53658 15
Nice 'friends' ...
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Comments (28)
BeautifulMine 16
musta been one hard cake
gobiteme2 34
Wasn't the cake, it was the icing on it.
BeautifulMine 16
idk wtf kinda icing these people have but if its hard enough to knock you out maybe you shouldn't be eating it
core01 30
It was Marble cake. Ha!
BeautifulMine 16
omfg hahaha A+ for you
user53658 15
Nice 'friends' ...
SpaceToast 25
No, you got a concussion from your "friends." Don't blame the cake.
J352SAURUS 30
Nothing says "happy birthday" like getting stabbed in the face by your own birthday cake and candles.
acmariner99 25
What was in that cake?
Sinshine 28
A table below it.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Where I'm from there's a saying that roughly translated means "When you have friends like this, you don't need no enenies"
WeirdUS 30
I don't get this whole push someone's head into a cake thing. Cakes are meant to be eaten, would anyone want a slice after that? Also your friends are assholes why would do that hard enough that you hit the table?
DumbAndYoung 30
I always thought it was stupid to do that, too.
Lobby_Bee 18
Note to self, cake does not protect skull.
RichardPencil 32
The cake is an anvil.
jfsiv 17
The calendar is a lie.