Today, while my boyfriend was fingering me, he accidentally pulled out my NuvaRing, he then licked it off and placed it back inside me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's tooth got caught on my nipple ring and ripped it out. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. When he slid his penis in, he felt my NuvaRing, and with the most excitement I've ever seen a man muster, said, "Oh my god! You have your clit pierced! I can't believe I actually get to have sex with a girl who has her clit pierced!" FML
Today, I went to take out my NuvaRing. To my surprise, I couldn’t find it. I’ve had unprotected sex almost every day this month. I don’t know when it fell out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the deed when she suddenly said, "Hold on babe, I think my nose ring fell out." After she couldn't find it for a minute, she said, "I'm sure it's on the bed somewhere." Immediately after that, she yelled, "OH MY GOD, I JUST SWALLOWED IT." FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
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Top comments
kmorse 14
No...he didn't.
HokieJ 10
That seems like poor product placement!
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Comments (12)
kmorse 14
No...he didn't.
JackWood 21
So he knew to lubricate it before reinsertion. That's a good thing.
HokieJ 10
That seems like poor product placement!
Mungolikecandy 19
Surely he would have to be fisting rather than fingering to do that? Unless your boyfriend is ET.
mssileas 25
Ok first of all, how do y'all think the Nuva Ring works? It's inserted and removed with fingers, happens regularly that it accidentally gets pulled out during sex. How would OP handle it if it couldn't be reached with fingers? But, OP, please.... tell him to never just lick it anymore, that is beyond disgusting lmao Also, check with the instructions, but you can remove it up for four hours and you're still good on protection.
Bevis Butthead 4
He went deep!
jttorkildson 21
A nuva ring is not an iud, you insert a new one yourself every month and it’s perfectly normal if it comes out during sex.
Andrew Trippel 2
As per Flight of the Concords... "if that's what your into"...
MsCorgi88 1
What’s a nuva ring? I’m too scared to google -.-
J15237 25
How would he land up really being that deepside you?