Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from the hospital after six days. Despite having a cat sitter, they managed to shit on the bathroom floor and pee on my bed in protest for being gone too long. FML
Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation. So far, one cat has projectile vomited all over the living room, and another has pooped in their bed. Twice. My parents were not concerned when I called, and said this is normal behavior. FML
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML
Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML
Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML
Today, my mom read online you could train cats to relieve themselves in the toilet. Without reading any further, she took away the litter tray. My house reeks of cat piss and shit, and she still refuses to give the cat its litter tray back, insisting it'll work eventually. FML
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Top comments
AnthonyCS5 19
They can’t understand because they are shitty parents.
Nikki K 10
now the only way to fix this is to projectile shit on their bed as well.
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Comments (15)
AnthonyCS5 19
They can’t understand because they are shitty parents.
wanted_2_want 40
The cat also pissed you? S/he must have excellent aiming
Nikki K 10
now the only way to fix this is to projectile shit on their bed as well.
tounces7 28
Honestly I'd suggest you just keep the door to your room closed and if possible locked from now on.
skippydoda 32
Take the shit sheets and leave them on their bed.
wmayrhofer 18
You should withhold the rent to teach them a lesson!
RichardPencil 32
Be glad they didn’t shut the cat up in your room to prevent it from ******** elsewhere.
fallenlikethesky 12
I would take the shitty blankets and put them on their bed.
Phillycheeze 20
I like cats...... I just can't finish a whole one.
Squidgegg 4
Close your door to stop the cat getting in there in future. That, or wring its neck. Or better still, those of your parents.