why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
WTFwhywouldyoudothat
United Kingdom
Put it all back
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Lulu
United States
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
WHOO HOO AIDS
Warsaw, Poland
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Noname
United States
Gross
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
pantless
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Jorts it is
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Angry and Confused
Reno, United States
Oddly specific
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
I hope they were clean! They’ll eventually sniff out the perpetrator, and sent them to the pantie-tentiary!
Lt_Senpai 21
Sorry, that was me
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Lt_Senpai 21
Sorry, that was me
RichardPencil 32
I hope they were clean! They’ll eventually sniff out the perpetrator, and sent them to the pantie-tentiary!
Glowworm56 27
Spongebob and Patrick going on a panty raid?
DragonMaiden7 15
God ******* dammit. I was going to say a ******* panty raid joke. You beat me to it. You ruined my day man >;[
dexter420 21
Your husband has a secret. Or your life is in danger
arioch_fml 20
Why not both?
Glowworm56 27
*Plays Mexican Music*
Noelletakumi 36
At least ya have an excuse to buy new underwear. Love the feeling of putting on a new pair.
tonyfan00 38
Kinky!
LucifersSonSatan 6
Wtf
Goldboss 5
Are you a guy or girl? If you're a dude, its even weirder cause who steals a dudes underwear.
Aaron Mount 6
Example, fangirls would take Johnny Depp's underwear. He's a dude
GhostFox 34
I highly suggest changing all your locks and reinforcing your doors and windows... or moving, because it sounds like you possibly have a stalker.
sweetbliss3 37
if they have a stalker wouldn't they just stalk/follow the op and find out where she lives?
GhostFox 34
The idea is that you don't leave a forwarding address, and change your routine so they can't. Or have all but he basics put in storage by a friend, and move to multiple places over a brief period of time. Barring that, they need to at least set up a camera to try to get video of them to take to court as a way to not only get them charged with breaking and entering and petty theft (or would it count as larceny here?), as well as get a restraining order in the process of getting made. Getting a couple of legal self defense weapons (and any permits) in a discrete manner would also be a good idea. If you're really dedicated to trying to shake them, you could even lay down a false trail that makes it look like you moved cross country.
jkjorn 18
Apparently the thief doesn't realize that bras and panties aren't the greatest thing in the world- but they're next to it.
GhostFox 34
Actually, used underwear can sell upwards of $300, depending on where you sell them to. Japan and South(?) Korea are infamous for having particularly lucrative markets for it, to my understanding.