Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend's grandparents at church. After 5 minutes of catching up, my ex's frail grandmother asked me when I'm planning on "joining the family". I had to explain to them that their granddaughter had dumped me exactly 2 years before. She cried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 4 years ago. Turns out she hasn’t found love again since I broke it off with her for her best friend. She’s not the bubbly, cheery girl I met before. I can’t help but feel like an asshole. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend, and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our "great relationship" for over an hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
That’s not an FML. Had the grandmother yelled, “Praise Jesus, she dodged a bullet!” THAT would be an FML.
ARISKomuniszt 24
This is a compliment.
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
That’s not an FML. Had the grandmother yelled, “Praise Jesus, she dodged a bullet!” THAT would be an FML.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Note to self: If I ever come across one of my grandchikdrens exes do exactly that
AXel2169 23
"Today I made a sweet old lady cry" is an FML in my book
ARISKomuniszt 24
This is a compliment.
yeongji 31
^ this, and unfortunately, not all compliments are completely positive.
Lalala579121 28
Wow, dude. How could you make an old lady cry like that? Shame on you.
TomeDr 25
That’s actually quite sweet that she likes you that much!
PenguinPal3017 19
I guess you know why your ex didn't tell her.
I'madumbass 19
I've been there. My ex-boyfriend dumped me back in October 2017. In April, the band we are in took a trip tf or a competition. My ex's parents were there, and his mom thought we were still together. I didn't have the heart to tell them that their egoistic son had dumped me because I got first chair trumpet while he got second chair trumpet.
I'madumbass 19
I don't like autocorrect. That was supposed to say "trip for" and not whatever ....ummmm....."greatness".....it left for me today...
Lobby_Bee 18
This should be FGL. **** Grandma's Life.