By AccidentalFlasher - 08/01/2016 02:08 - Canada - Thornhill
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Snap!
By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach
This is a low
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By that violates the Geneva conventions - 05/08/2016 09:33 - United States - Simi Valley
Good job
By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 15:08 - United States
Something rotten
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Baby New Year?
By Fiona the Deceived - 30/05/2018 19:00
Bunch of freeloaders...
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By shit_upon_literally - 07/03/2009 05:51 - United States
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they were wasted to the point of oblivion and probably had no idea what had just gone down. i didn't cry, but i was REALLY angry about it. my clothes were full of shit but luckily i had an extra pair of pants in my car and i had bought a band t-shirt earlier
By Catnip - 30/06/2016 23:42 - Germany - Michelstadt
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By RipperoniPizza - 22/03/2018 23:50
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OP here. I'm pretty surprised this got published, it's my one and only fml that I've ever made. It's actually a pretty long story, we've kinda both had a thing for each other and actually dated for a very brief time before (never kissed though hence the "amazing" first kiss between us) but she didn't think she was comfortable and decided that maybe we should just stay friends. I was perfectly ok with that, but then she asked me out on the date and I thought that maybe she was actually ready this time. Nope! However, things are definitely confusing as she has started flirting with me again so it's kind of seeming like she might be interested again. I still have feelings for her and I probably always will, but I'm not wanting to play games anymore. Also, as for her change in sexuality, whether it's permanent for a "phase" or whatever, I definitely won't ruin her reputation or anything, like I said, it's my best friend that I would do a lot for. Some of these comments are great too! Thanks
By YeahFML - 07/07/2018 01:30 - Slovakia
By ChromoTec - 24/09/2018 22:38
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Hey, OP here. I couldn't fit everything inside the 300-character limit, so I'll just explain it here. She says we don't have the money to go, which currently we don't, but she refused all of my fundraising ideas and made me take down my GoFundMe page, and since she doesn't let me get a job either, I'm stuck with no way to pay for it. I've tried again and again to get her to let me go, but she won't let me. I want to live in Japan as an adult, and this trip might be the only chance I'll get before making that decision. She also says she's concerned about my "safety," although we have 24/7 support, a bilingual tour guide with us at all times, and one adult chaperone per six students. I really cannot convince her otherwise, so I guess I just can't go. It was nice getting all of your supportive comments, and I look forward to being able to go as an adult.
By jimmy_morton - 26/01/2016 18:20 - United States
célinelisie tells us more.
Hey it's the op, My dad loves to embarrass me and challenge my manhood because I'm his only son of 6 kids. He's done this all my life. He used to yell at me on the field during my football games calling me a pussy. He even told my senior drill instructor at my basic combat training graduation ceremony that he hoped my drill sergeant put hit foot up my ass every day that I was there. No I'm not gay. My dad just likes to mess with me. I've gotten used to it and I actually find it funny now.
By hipprep83 - 20/03/2009 17:40 - United States
Creepy
By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 16:54 - Canada - Oakville
By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00
Totally? Really?
By honk honk, fuckwad - 06/11/2015 22:39 - United States - San Francisco
By ashlyrose45 - 27/12/2016 06:03 - Canada - Whitby
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Didn't realize this got posted! But her parents knew we were out drinking so it wasn't a big deal :) it was just really late, like 3 or 4 in the morning, so she figured they'd be asleep. Felt pretty stupid when I woke up!
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There's nothing wrong with going to a senior graduation to figure out who just turned 18!! lol, Nah. seriously, a few girls and I were working on an assignment, and them, being 20, only wanted to discuss fornication. So I told a few stories, and when jaws dropped, I went back to work on the paper we're writing. (I'm female btw).