Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML
Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend making my cat dance to Cotton Eye Joe. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
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wheresthesafety 31
Um... Your boyfriend is awesome.
MisterEx 28
Smooth. But .. Are you ok Annie?
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Comments (77)
mineller 24
As long as that's the only Michael Jackson thing he copies, just go with it
chuka81 27
Well to be honest, they'd be better off if he copied MJ's voice or knack for releasing record breaking albums. I get your point however, nobody should ever copy MJ hanging his child from a balcony.
mineller 24
Well, if one could copy MJ's voice that'd be awesome. Probably not possible though :-) I am a huge Michael Jackson fan, but he was an oddball.
LMAO__no 15
Moonwalking everywhere is far better than him grabbing his crotch every time he ends a sentence or when something exciting happens.
XtremeHeat 14
Why does this have so many thumbs down? This is the greatest comment I've ever seen!
wheresthesafety 31
Um... Your boyfriend is awesome.
MisterEx 28
Smooth. But .. Are you ok Annie?
Shmatterhorn 38
Annie, are you ok?
dragoongirl90 34
Are you okay, Annie?
MisterEx 28
I think she's been hit by
WCARlover 35
She's been struck by
Bloodyskull 13
a smooth criminal (que music)
Queen_bee1234 21
That's a bit off the wall.
luvlu444 24
could be worse, he could actually be mooning
Jayms_fml 32
LOL, nice one. ;)
cornyrob 33
Or, he could be doing the *original* moon walk à la Neil Armstrong. Bouncing in slow motion.
FSGInsainity 15
could be even worse than that. he could be mooning as he moonwalks.
weird_adult 27
just don't let him build a theme park
andrmac 25
You really can't complain until he does the crotch grab, spin and yells he he or starts breaking everything around him while dancing.
Offline456 12
Tell him to just beat it.
chuka81 27
Not if she wants to be his Liberian Girl.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Op probably would, but she just can't help the way he makes her feel. He really turns her on. He knocks her off of her feet, now, baby, her lonely days are gone.
junjunbun 28
Hey! That's an awesome skill. People have practiced for years and still haven't been able to do it... And no I'm not one of them, what are you talking about?
moo77_fml 20
Keeping the wacko alive