Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I really really needed to poop. I held it hard. I held it really hard. I pooped my pants. FML
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ChromoTec 24
Let me get this straight - you PISSED yourself on the TOILET?
RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, your underwear was of the K-Mart brand so you’ll be all set for your next business presentation!
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Comments (24)
Donut_Wizard 23
Slow clap...
RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, your underwear was of the K-Mart brand so you’ll be all set for your next business presentation!
Dave_Davington 34
Just when you think it's safe to piss, that's when they get you. Underpants truly are the wiliest of clothing items.
ChakatBlackstar 29
I know it's not the most popular choice but they do have uh..."adult incontinence underwear" (i.e. adult diaper) that would solve both issues. And you never have to worry about a nasty public bathroom, or lines, or forgetting to pull down your underwear.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
They act like a net, once your done just flip them over, let it fall into toilet, and you're all set. This way you know exactly how much you shit your underpants.
Lobby_Bee 18
That's one way to warm up your panties.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
But a not very effective way of doing so as they will cool off relatively quick...
RichardPencil 32
Farting is usually safer. There’s always the dreaded shart to fear.
ARISKomuniszt 24
An example of why British English is best - we don't get confused about which variants of pants we've pulled down, seeing as we call underpants just 'pants' and pants 'trousers' xD
PenguinPal3017 19
This makes zero sense. There is zero confusion in non-British English. You are just stupid.
ARISKomuniszt 24
Whoa... I was just joking, lay off the hostilities...
Charity Taylor 17
we actually generally call it underWEAR over here :)
ajh1800 25
Take the wet undies off, throw them away, and go commando for the rest of the day. Your pants won't get wet, and if you have to pee again, you won't have to remember to pull down your underwear because you won't have any on. Problem solved.
ChromoTec 24
Let me get this straight - you PISSED yourself on the TOILET?
Zekfen 17
Did you try to dry them off using the airplane vent afterwards?