Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
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Top comments
LostInTheZone11 29
Guys, let's face facts. We wanted to be in the classroom.
ihavenolifehaha 16
It's okay. I'm sure you made some peoples day ;)
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Comments (73)
ihavenolifehaha 16
It's okay. I'm sure you made some peoples day ;)
Rinat_fml 26
I'm guessing this is Kim Kardashian...
Skycop_S 23
I just love the way your profile pic goes with your comment
LostInTheZone11 29
Guys, let's face facts. We wanted to be in the classroom.
JMichael 26
I'm afraid I can't deny it.
theRonin 18
Let's get tickets to the next show!!
spacefish966 18
hooray for tata's !!!
hunt3009 16
I'm sorry OP, but he speaks the truth, at least for me.
ARetardedSeal 24
Well, I'm sure you put on a good show
scottyboy417 19
You and me both my friend.
scottyboy417 19
Totally meant to reply to #2. I am an idiot
Ahyuenhsia 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
wow
NickACD 27
Thank you for such a great and clever response. It really shows your opinion.
QrowBranwen 8
Most original response ever. 10/10 would comment again.
Tomato_Cheese 22
Were there laughs or slapping sounds?
theamazingd 17
As a fellow actor, I tell you this: just roll with it. When something happens on stage (or in class) you can address it and move on. I may have thrown in a line that made sense with the scene and just zipped back up. Shit happens.
blazingshot147 19
Kind of reminds me of the time my costume was ripped during a play and I was left with only my boxers because it was a one piece. If it wasn't a comedy I'm not sure I would've recovered it with just "Whelp, too bad its just a newsflash sir. Now of you excuse me...". Makes a good conversation back stage tbh.
TheGreenEyedWolf 13
I'm an actor as well. While I agree with your statement, nudity isn't really something you can just improv into a scene. Sucks to be you, OP.
fatman1970 25
Encore!
Malsain_fml 10
What strikes me the most is for OP to find comfortable wearing a hoodie with nothing underneath. I personnaly can't bear the zip being directly in touch with my skin.
PhoenixChick 26
That got me too. Plus, zippers on skin can pinch and be cold!
jellybean888 10
I can as long as it's just a pull over. if it's a zip up then it's out of the question
punchin 10
OP was female. The zipper was not against the skin because boobs.
Otaku_Fish 4
I feel ya girl
Otaku_Fish 4
Boobs have skin dumbass
laurenemilyy 17
This FML has been posted before
pdp_fml 21
Oh my! What a great show!