no
New York, United States
Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML
My cat is a klutz
United States
Better out than in
Today, my cat tried to look outside the window in my room by climbing on top of the air conditioner. It's already rather flimsy, as she had broken the accordions with her clumsiness last year. But this time, she somehow managed to make the AC fall out of the window, and she followed along with it. FML
MoncaBang
United States
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Anonymous
Pittsford, United States
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
Anonymous
United States
The great escape
Today, I was reading on my couch when I noticed my cat trying to escape out of an open window. I leapt up to stop her, but in my panic, I tripped over a coffee table leg, slammed my face into a wall, and knocked over a guitar. My cat, meanwhile, just sauntered down, and went off to the kitchen. FML
catgirl911
United States
Get back here!
Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get back here!
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Cat owner
United States
Curiosity killed the AC
Today, my cat tried to look out my bedroom window. To do so, she tried to stand on my air conditioner. She was unsuccessful in that endeavor, almost knocking my TV over and fucking up the side panel. Now there's an opening in my window that I can't close up. Guess I'll take the AC out and shut the window. FML
time to buy a gun
Carolina, United States
Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor, and a corner of the screen next to the door busted out. I still have no idea what caused it and my wife is now afraid to go to sleep. FML
Austin
Rancho Cordova, United States
Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML
Top comments
liinkinparkfan97 34
If I lived that high up and wanted my windows open, I would at least put a screen up or something to keep my cats from jumping out the window. Hopefully your cat is okay OP, but I would consider getting something so you can have your windows open and keep your cat safe.
cacheson 42
Honestly, if you live on the fourth story, I wouldn't even think you should have windows open, unless you can do it without the possibility of your cat going through.
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Comments (33)
mariri9206 32
What a catastrophe.
cacheson 42
Honestly, if you live on the fourth story, I wouldn't even think you should have windows open, unless you can do it without the possibility of your cat going through.
KatLeigh 0
Did she land on her feet?
Ultimate_Batman 28
That's horrible! Sorry OP!
The_Bleeder 13
Did the cat land on its feet? Did it uses one of its 9 lives? Or was that it's last one? We need more info OP!
liinkinparkfan97 34
If I lived that high up and wanted my windows open, I would at least put a screen up or something to keep my cats from jumping out the window. Hopefully your cat is okay OP, but I would consider getting something so you can have your windows open and keep your cat safe.
jayennachristine 23
don't worry, she can do it eight more times
naivemisanthrope 4
Oh, my! I hope she was ok!
RichardPencil 32
You should probably get a parrot.
awesomeamandas 37
but then the parrot would just fly out of the window never to be seen again.
RichardPencil 32
Exactly, it wouldn't plummet to its death.
elainebarish 8
is she... dead?
bierlyn 13
yes.
poolenchantress 5
Not necessarily. cats have survived jumps as far as 6 stories. A short fall is actually worse than a bit longer one because they don't have time to rotate their bodies. I want to know! Crossing my fingers.