Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
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Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, it's been 10 months of a sexless marriage. Also my 10-month wedding anniversary. We waited until marriage, and she hasn't wanted me since. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
She must have other amazing qualities if you're staying with her despite being refused sex. Personally, if that happened to me, she'd be out on her ass, but that's because I like sex.
Ashamed_Sister 60
If you really didn't have sex the entire two years, this day should be your 23 month "anniversary" of initiating divorce proceedings. A life without sex sounds horrible.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
She must have other amazing qualities if you're staying with her despite being refused sex. Personally, if that happened to me, she'd be out on her ass, but that's because I like sex.
Lukr 8
Women: No more sex Men: *cheat* Women <surprised pikachu>
Lukr 8
*insert surprised pikachu*
Phillycheeze 20
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce. Dump that bitch.
Ashamed_Sister 60
If you really didn't have sex the entire two years, this day should be your 23 month "anniversary" of initiating divorce proceedings. A life without sex sounds horrible.
Matt Much 12
It's only bad the first year, after that a person just kinda goes numb and doesn't care anymore.
davek 36
Non-consummation is grounds for annulment in a lot of jurisdictions, check that out before going for divorce
Criminal 6
I would do the same damn thing... When I was with my ex, after a while of being together she started not wanting sex as often... She said the beginning is the ‘honeymoon phase’ we’ll we didn’t work out & that’s why she’s now my ex... On to the next!!!
ryand82 11
Sorry to hear man. I don't know how much stuff you have, but it might be worth losing half.
Ksweety_fml 27
divorce her
onceuponatime456 16
Can you please explain why you are still married AND why the hell you did not tell her two years ago that the marriage is over? FFS grow a set you pussy!
roguespartan113 15
Maybe he’s a guy who likes cuddles maybe he just wants to be with her me i like cuddles more than sex
sunnyray812 42
Why did you stay with her?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Because finding a lady interested in marriage is difficult.
tounces7 28
That's not a marriage. It's a roommate. Finding a roommate isn't so hard.
VanTufty 13
Mate I feel your pain. My wife has the same mentality although I’ve been married a year...
WHSKitty4ever 23
Is she getting it elsewhere?