To shave or not to shave
Ajax, Canada
Fashion Police
Today, I went on a beach date, so I wore flip flops. When she showed up, she took one look at me and said, “I could never date a guy who shaves his feet” and left. This from the girl wearing socks with her sandals. FML
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RichardPencil 32
What? A beach date in Canada in February? Either they are lying or climate change is going wild! I've never shaven my feet, and I have virtually no hair on my feet! She's probably got hairy hobbit feet, hence the socks in sandals, and wants to procreate with another hairy troll.
manb91uk 22
Sounds like the pair of you are shallower than a kiddy pool... You actually deserve each other
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manb91uk 22
Sounds like the pair of you are shallower than a kiddy pool... You actually deserve each other
tounces7 28
It's not really shallow to simply point out hypocrisy.
RichardPencil 32
What? A beach date in Canada in February? Either they are lying or climate change is going wild! I've never shaven my feet, and I have virtually no hair on my feet! She's probably got hairy hobbit feet, hence the socks in sandals, and wants to procreate with another hairy troll.
bibobobonnor 8
A lot of FMLs take a while to get processed and can be posted months later
boopingsnoot 25
Maybe she's got a thing for hobbits
pjsr 33
How closely did you look? Maybe that wasn’t socks on her feet, but thick fur.
loopylaura88 17
Yeah I'm thinking she has some damn hairy cave man feet herself
tonyfan00 38
You didn't call the cops?!! That's a crime against humanity!!!
viper6 5
Socks and sandals are a fashiom statement. For those who dont give a damn what others think. On topic though: You are both shallow af..
Lobby_Bee 18
Socks with sandals? Gross! You need to put her down immediately.
Sinshine 28
I doubt most people even have any noticable hairs on their feet...
öKANEö 12
What a bitch-a-rooni-dooni!