Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I gathered all the evidence I needed to prove that my fiancé has been cheating on me. When I showed it to him, he looked at it, then looked me right in the eye and said, “So you did all this just to learn their names, cry, and stay with me anyway?” Sadly, he’s right. FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, my wife upset herself by ringing my best friend to see if he would lie about where I was, and he did. Now my wife thinks I get my friends to lie for me to cover up my cheating. I’ve never once cheated. This feels like the next level up from cheating on her in her dreams, because she's crazy. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
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Chazzster 32
OP, I am very sorry - But you have a serious problem. It is never, ever justified to start breaking things you don’t own under any circumstances. Frankly if you were my GF/Fiancé or wife, I would dump your ass for that.
mike3775 39
Hopefully he dumps you. You proved you are way too hot headed. Resorting to destroying things prior to even talking to him? The only good thing to come out of this though, is he now knows he is dating a jealous hot head
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Chazzster 32
OP, I am very sorry - But you have a serious problem. It is never, ever justified to start breaking things you don’t own under any circumstances. Frankly if you were my GF/Fiancé or wife, I would dump your ass for that.
mike3775 39
Hopefully he dumps you. You proved you are way too hot headed. Resorting to destroying things prior to even talking to him? The only good thing to come out of this though, is he now knows he is dating a jealous hot head
boodiehole 2
time to start therapy in 2025
JasonThorn 23
Yeah, that's what you should REALLY get for Christmas.
maverick83 15
well, at least you recognize the problem. Suspicion is an understandable reaction, but give him a chance to explain before jumping to conclusions, and even then, don't break stuff.
idragosani 17
Yeah you are a psycho