Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I walked into work with my freshly cleaned jacket that I wear in the office due to the AC. The jacket has Velcro on it and I didn't realize until I took it off that one of my bras was stuck to the Velcro. My hair is long so I hope no one noticed it, but I definitely greeted two people after walking in. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
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Top comments
WinterChild 20
Sounds like your bra is tired of having to support you all the time. Violence is never the answer though and you shouldn't have to take that. I think it's time for a new one OP. As the FML community would say "you mean ex-bra".
BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
Betrayed by your over the shoulder boulder holder
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Comments (48)
BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
Betrayed by your over the shoulder boulder holder
krazy789 28
lmao thats a name im gonna have to use for it someday
Toolishing 22
I feel like this FML is really not an FML.
WinterChild 20
Sounds like your bra is tired of having to support you all the time. Violence is never the answer though and you shouldn't have to take that. I think it's time for a new one OP. As the FML community would say "you mean ex-bra".
WCARlover 35
can't spell "brawl" without "bra"
Wizardo 34
Cool story bra.
itsme82 18
So how's your face? I hope it didn't hurt to badly. There's only one solution to this op... Burn the bra as revenge!!
man_in_black08 28
Can someone please explain the detail to this FML?. I confess i am not so knowlegeable on how bras work.
chinaski7628 32
Bras are fastened in the back (sometimes the front) with little plastic hooks. Op lifted up her shirt to take her bra off. One of the hooks caught on to the fabric of her shirt (which she had probably pulled up a little for easy bra access). Because most women are pretty skilled at taking off our bras, this is generally a quick, fluid motion. So when the bra snagged the shirt, it had some momentum behind it and it flung back up and hit OP. Kind of like if you're trying to flick a rubber band, but you pull it wrong and it hits you instead of going across the room (or, at least, that's the best analogy I can think of).
beeferjay 34
it's called foreplay #8... you slow down and explore then please the woman before you give her some vitamin D.
whysobeachy 37
You think removing a bra is foreplay?
Goblin182 27
It was when I was in high school
fryebaby623 14
Genius description! That is EXACTLY how it happened. Like a stinkin fabric rubber band.
chinaski7628 32
Done it myself, 28 :)
man_in_black08 28
Thank you (: see now THAT makes it clear to me! It was a legitimate question, and still i got thumbs down :/
chinaski7628 32
If you don't wear one everyday, you probably would never think of this happening. Most women have had their bras attack them at least once in some way.
jake131000 21
I want people to like my comment, but I honestly don't know what to say. I could come up with a witty comment, or I could show compassion. I'll try both and people can tell me which one's better. Witty comment: I bet this incident hurt your personal idenTITy. Compassionate remark: I'm sorry this had to happen to you. I mean it happens all the time, but you never think that it can be you. Hang in there, it gets better. I promise.
XxDanno316xX 27
#9, Just be yourself. Make comments from how you would normally talk, not a comment trying to please the community. You won't please everyone anyway
9a_1z 12
My only advice is to stay awaaay from the terrible forced puns. You'll only make a boob of yourself and the whole comments section will go **** up.
TMWhisp 22
Just comment what you want! It's not something to worry about. :) BUT IF YOU COMMENT SOMETHING WE DONT LIKE IN THE SLIGHTEST WE WILL THUMB YOU DOWN SO FAST.
jake131000 21
I will admit it... I was lazy and I didn't try to make a comment worthy of likes. I'm glad you all gave me a thumbs down. Next time i'll work harder, and make a comment worthy of likes.
lulinator 40
That is the best part of the day. Releasing the girls as soon as you walk in the door after work. I'm usually in my PJs immediately afterwards, unless I have to take my kids somewhere.
Brandi_Faith 34
Yep, the second I walk in the door I immediately change into comfy clothes!
pedopears 18
Oh, how the female humans struggle..