Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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Top comments
simplyn2deep 2
nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.
necrobese 0
Ouch!
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Comments (107)
necrobese 0
Ouch!
lonelyinMA 0
simply defending his territory
Trollinggx3 0
YDI for being ugly.
bloodthorn 4
agreed. YDI for being an ugly piece of shit
genius_man16 1
Agree with 10. Jesus, what the hell is with all these extremely sensitive girls? It's called a joke, with him trying to shrug off his jealousy, goddamn.
Lmao_xD 0
uhm wow
venom117 0
HAH awesome
BussellRishop 0
To be fair, it is delicious.
halflife3isreal 0
So, what's bad about this?
seb12992 0
Are you stupid or something? P.S. Jackass crew should pick all the FMLs for now on. The FMLs they picked are hilarious!
yeahsurre 0
i completely agree :)
sugar_bear 0
I agree with 32, about the jackass crew part.
simplyn2deep 2
nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.
Edeline_fml 0
Niiice.
ichat21 9
Oooh take simplyn2deep's advice. Then dump him. Then he'll see how funny his little joke is.
TheFection 0
exactly. just dump him for one of them. I would have broken up with him and exchanged numbers with the others on the spot
Hidebehindarock 19
Lol..you have a lot to learn about sarcasm if you'd do that..
Silent_Harmony 3
Beat him up LOL
no1askdu 5
Beat him off LOL
kyle4321 0
Win on #27's part
KumoFF7 3
lol surprised they used beautiful instead of hot. this isn't an FML
ilikeboys 0
your bf just has a sense of humor...lol that's funny. i don't think he was trying to be a jerk but who knows
Hidebehindarock 19
This should be featured.
boysxrulex09 0
girls suck.
carlos177567 0
your mum sucks. she blows too.
cima3695 0
I'm guessing your gay.
lmmmr 0
Aww, little boy still believes in cooties.
MissBoo101 0
yes, yes we do. you should be more appreciative of it.
Sketch_y 0
Err. She submitted this at 8:32 AM. They knew she was the ONLY girl they saw so far. Hurr hurr.
tikimuppet 11
Different countries have different time zones. It could have been past lunch in Maryland when it was posted
diet_otaku 0
maybe you missed the part where OP said "around noon"?
Person1233 13
I've moderated MUCH better FMLs than this; this week, and they didn't make it to the front page
wbrycem 0
Do you want a hero cookie?
xHaniffax 0
are they chocolate chip? If so, yes. But I don't like oatmeal or raisin.......or even better! - Make it white chocolate mmmmmmmmmm cookieeeee.
Person1233 13
WTF! FML took out half of my comment to make me look like a total douche. -_-
blackdog218 0
lol FYL Person1233