Today, I was conducting a meeting regarding safety concerns on my field site. While I made a comment, a client rep yelled out that women don't know construction, and that I should be acting like a proper secretary and should get my boss. I'm the Construction Manager. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
The buck stops here
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Safety last
Today, my foreman complained that I was slowing down productivity and costing the company money, all because I was wearing a harness to protect me from falling over the edge of a three story building. FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Cutting corners
Today, we can finally order badly needed safety gear for my crew. My boss flipped his shit, demanding that I "stop bringing it up, it's annoying" for doing my damndest to keep up with industry standards. I was brought to tears for literally doing my job, with no "peers" to back me, since I'm an HR department of one. FML
Today, at work, I took a call from an angry customer. After listening to his problem and fully explaining how we could fix it, he called me a stupid girl and said I need more training as I obviously know nothing about my job. I'm the company training coordinator. FML
Storage wars
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Broadcast
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
Good one, guys, thanks
Today, I was fixing something for a guy at a steel manufacturing company. His employees told me that their boss can't hear properly, so I'd have to be loud when talking to him. When I'd finished, he asked me if I normally talked like that, or if there was something wrong with me. FML
Bad timing
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Bad boss
Today, despite warning my boss that it’s dangerous and stupid, he still insisted I get on with putting up a 4-storey tall scaffolding in high winds, and when it blew over, he blamed me for not putting it together correctly. FML
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HeyArnold91 8
It always seems that women will be forever defending themselves in male dominated industries
MURIKKA 11
Whenever I read an FML that includes this degree of stupidity and ignorance, I always think, "Please don't be in the US! Please don't be in the US,! Please don't be in th- **** it's in the US"
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HeyArnold91 8
It always seems that women will be forever defending themselves in male dominated industries
Neonemerld 21
It's unfortunate that "male dominated industries" is even a phrase we have to use.
HeyArnold91 8
12 - True, but I don't think it will ever be different, even in fields where female employment is growing...I know in my line of work (military) myself and my other female co workers are treated differently sometimes because we are women in a place surrounded by men.
redbluegreen 41
It's pretty sad that regardless of education, less than 16% of the people in my field are women.
Neonemerld 21
22, 16% of all women, or 16% of the people in your field? Because that's makes a huge difference.
fordneagles 34
#27, did you miss the bit where it said word for word exactly the answer to your question?
Neonemerld 21
No, I hadn't, actually. Sorry, my mistake.
JFurr 9
I feel like it's the same on both sides. For instance, a man would have to defend himself if he was a nurse. It's silly that we still have these social ideals of who should be in what profession.
captainObviously 15
Yes ma'am ;) sexy sailor!!
BreeannHatesYou 4
Difference is, the people a male nurse would have to defend himself from would mostly be other men, not usually women; which is even more sad.
suboy 10
70. I have been laughed at by a few girls for studying nursing. But i dont let it get to me because 1, i dont care and 2, about 30% of the males on campus are nursing majors too. Some people are just small minded.
southernbelle_rn 16
78-I know what you mean. There was only a handful of males in my nursing class. And seeing you're in the same area as me, I'm sure you can relate. But male nurses get to experience what women have been dealing with for years.
Blood_Rose_Intox 3
Actually it's been proven that while getting mocked for having something considered a "feminine" job they still get promoted faster.
Fsvb 32
@12 what's wrong with the phrase 'male dominated industry's'? There is also 'female dominated industry's', for example in health care and education (mostly for younger kids). I don't think there is much sexism to this, because it's also biological. Men and women are different, our brains are different, which makes it that a lot of men like visual thinking better, or are better in it. And women are often better in psychology-related area's, or are more interested in it. That's why health care (especially mental health care) is often a female dominated industry and construction is often male dominated.
emmydodgers11 0
There shouldn't be gender dominated anything. We shouldn't consider anything "male" or "female" jobs. Everyone is different, it's not all based on gender.
LexieWins 0
I agree with you, but, in this example, OP was treated unfairly because she is a woman and thus, it is not appropriate to justify "male dominance."
Neonemerld 21
100, there is no such job. Physical gender denotes very little. Whether you "like visual thinking better" is based on your brain, not your gender. And I beg to differ about the health industry being "female dominated". I don't know if you've ever been to a hospital, but I usually see a 50/50 split (roughly) between make and female. In our society, you'd think we'd be over the archaic ideals of women being delicate flowers that can't do hard labor and that men can't dabble in arts and craft and 'pretty things'.
drarmstrong 8
And make more money doing the same Job!
Fsvb 32
@115 Of course that depends on your brain. But your brain is the way it is also because of what gender you are. Men and women are different, at least biologically seen. Of course you can be really good at 'manly' things as a woman and you can be good in 'feminine' things as a man. Everyone is different, of course, but I am talking more about the general population. And I didn't really mean health care as in hospitals.. I should've said mental health care. That is definitely a female dominated industry. I know it is in my country. I study to become a care-taker and in my class from around 25 people, we have 2 men. At my internship only works 1 man. My boyfriend is a studying to become a train-engineer. He only has 1 girl in his class. And where they both do their internship, she has been put in the 'newspaper of the company' (I don't know how I should properly name it), because they want more women to come work there. Why? Crap knows why. What does it really matter? It's really not that the men who work there are such pigs that women want to stay away, it's accessible. So I really have no clue why you would try to force change into it.
johnny_derp 3
um, men have to defend themselves as nurses because it's considered a "woman's job" and is therefor degrading. don't try to make this into a what about teh menz discussion, please.
TalkCrazy47 7
We are having a debate about sexism in the work force, specifically being more sympathetic towards women. Some people are bound to say, "well what about men in "female dominated" industries?" Just because you do not agree with the question does not mean that the question is irrelevant.
HarmDis 3
Dancer here. Female dominated industry that caters to males.
christyxbee 15
What an idiot.
jillybee101 7
100- Excuse you but have you ever been to a hospital? About 85% of the upper field medical attendees (i.e. doctors, surgeons, etc.) are male. So I beg to differ. Pull your sexist head out of your ass because if you think that men are treated anywhere near as bad professionally and sexually, then I just have to assume that you're thick.
Fsvb 32
@132 please read my other comment first, smart ass. And you do realize I'm a female, right? Don't just go and call me sexist, I just tried pointing out how men and women are different, biologically. How is that sexist?
XcuzimsotiredX 25
I don't learn differently than my best male friend. we act the same. we do the same things. we both plan to study the same thing. your gender says nothing.
wingedelephants 17
Fsvb, You do realize you can be a female and still be sexist, right? Anyways, I know what you're talking about when you say that some studies indicate biological differences between men and women in the GENERAL population, but we are talking about individuals here, and not making assumptions about them based on the average brain. Everyone develops differently. Besides that, Correlation does not equal Causation, so we can't prove that the average woman and man have different brains because of their gender. It probably sounds ridiculous to you, but there are plenty of other factors.
scarlet22ashley 19
46, male nurses are rediculously respected and congradulated for being in that line of work. And im speaking from experience. Im a nurse
Saava 29
You're so right about the correlation/causation thing. Anybody that has ever even touched a statistics textbook will agree.
DocBastard 40
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Women like you give many men erections.
zandalee 20
Oh yeah Doc. That is why we study for years and years to achieve our qualifications in our chosen fields. Just so many men can get erections.
DocBastard 40
Zandalee - Construction. Erections. Think about it.
zandalee 20
...right! Got it. Sorry Doc. Must be past my bedtime. As you were.. ;)
Neonemerld 21
I appreciate your effort, Doc, but once you have to explain it, it loses it's shine.
DocBastard 40
Gee, thanks for explaining how puns work. I'm new here, so I didn't understand that explaining a joke ruins it. But thanks to you, now I get it.
Kn0wledge123 21
And another gem from Doc lol
asherm 15
The wind changes direction and they get erections.
RedPillSucks 33
Explaining it doesn't ruin it if you didn't get the pun in the first place. Sometimes shedding a little light on a pun can be a good thing, and sometimes it shows that you're too clever by half.
Kn0wledge123 21
I have no idea why I was thumbed down for laughing at Docs joke...
nuggetman213 0
I hate people like you
oogedyboogedy 14
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iLuvsIt 10
That's awful - I hope you showed them right up!!
MURIKKA 11
Whenever I read an FML that includes this degree of stupidity and ignorance, I always think, "Please don't be in the US! Please don't be in the US,! Please don't be in th- **** it's in the US"
pmr1990 12
Don't worry, it happens to all of us (there is a fair few dodge Aussie ppl). Your country is just unlucky that it has few hundred million and accordingly turns up more.
Archay 13
Oh god here comes the " herp derp America is fat and stupid. " comments
Neonemerld 21
16, you're the only one to mention it.
Quasar55_fml 18
Its funny you're concerned about this, you're called "MURIKKA" hahaha
The_F3rris 11
It always is
SammyS2012 21
Out of 3 billion people, it's only natural we have a lot of ignorant and stupid people. Sad, but true. Don't worry, they're everywhere though.
ManInTheMachine 20
Sammy: Um, 3 billion? You mean 300 million?
rattusrattus 19
@47 Also, in addition to a large population, the US produces a lot of Western media (including news), a has a fair amount of leisure time, and has very high internet access. Although the idiot percentage for the US is probably similar to the rest of the Western world, US idiots are more visible. Especially as USican idiots also have a tendency to be somewhat jingoistic...
gc327072 31
If it wasn't for us 'mericans, assassin's creed 3 would be rather dull.
RedPillSucks 33
Sexisms and all the other "isms" are world wide, unfortunately. Wouldn't it be a wonderful thing if we could say "avoid such and such country because that's where XYZism lives". Maybe we can invent some sort of vaccination to rid humanity of this stuff like we're trying to do with polio and other diseases.
sens3sfailing 25
Sadly that's the road that hitler took. I understand not being able to stand stupid people, I can't either, but if I stand my personal creed of living my life the way I see fit, then people who are ignorant bastards do to in their own stupid little special way.
Warden1986 16
#97....what?
SammyS2012 21
#56 Whoops! Sorry about that. I once googled the population of the United States and could have sworn it read 3 billion o.O I feel dumb now; but thank you for correcting me. Yes, I meant 300 million. I was wayyyy off.
IscoreOnU 19
Not gonna lie I do the same about Texas. And for some reason i can read it get the feeling it's from here then die a little inside when it's right... It's always the stupidest shit too
supportcommand 17
Sounds like the loudmouth should be sent to some workplace sensitivity and harassment classes. That'll shut him up.
krewer21 1
OP, it's a sad state that this still happens, but you must be strong to be where you are. Stand up, stand strong, make that self serving douche realize he is where he is answering to you, and he can make it a good team. Best of luck!
wickedninja918 1
your prof pic makes your comment ironic
RedPillSucks 33
why does a picture of birds make the comment ironic?
emilyjgraham 34
75, read the caption!
RedPillSucks 33
I read the caption and got it. I was going in the direction the picture does, that boobies doesn't have to be about breasts. Sometimes a boobie is just a bird.
miserypoison 13
Inb4feminism.
melij99 5
You should have called him up and demonstrated safety violations on him.
BrimfullOfAsher 20
You mean like "accidentally" pouring a scalding cup of coffee on his meat and two veg?
miserypoison 13
Inb4feminism.
GarageDragon 22
It's ok OP, he's just intimidated by you!