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Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Today, I brought a guy home for the first time in a while. Everything was going great, and we ended up breaking my bed. To clarify: we didn't have sex, we just broke my bed. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23
Worst, porno, ever.
real life problems 26
God damnit IKEA, you and your 'extra' pieces.
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RichardPencil 32
Fat people need lovin’, too! You need a reinforced bed frame when two of you decide to bump uglies.
real life problems 26
God damnit IKEA, you and your 'extra' pieces.
Donut_Wizard 23
Worst, porno, ever.
wanted_2_want 40
Let me guess: You both were SOOO happy that started jumping in bed, right? Right?
PenguinPal3017 19
I hope that only says something about the bed and nothing about you two!
bluhbluhbluh 14
How many times do I have to tell you, you're too old to jump on the bed.
Mungolikecandy 19
At least you had fun playing trampoline.
Davros 12
From Edinburgh eh? Must of been playing a mean game of hide the shillelagh
kerrygirl 13
A shillelagh is Irish not Scottish
dexter420 21
You gotta check the weight capacity on furniture first
Lobby_Bee 18
There are many other places where you can have sex besides the bed. Shower sex, kitchen sex, garage sex, garden sex, playground sex, and much much more.
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
One of those is not like the others.
Jr Malvitz 15
actually 2 of them are not like the others two are out in public