Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
AAaaaaaah!
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
footfood
Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
bootyislife
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Harry Dare
United Kingdom
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Top comments
christa953 12
and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol
nuts_in_your_fac 1
That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.
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Comments (178)
jjrebel26 0
sounds like she was getting it ready for him, that's a good ol' nasty ***** he's got
morena0603 0
she a nasty bitch
Hillbilly_Deluxe 3
hawt
SeedlessMe 13
Wow, that's one classy broad you got there ;-)
Necrophobritt 0
WTF.... it isn't that big of a deal. definitely not a fml.
Griggy 0
Like you ain't never done that before...
nuttinick 0
thats hot. lol
xXLove_MurdersXx 4
How is this a FML? Guys do worser things! They end up thinking it's cute... but really? It actually ends up being a turn off. :P But yeah that is gross.
bubblezz0504 0
worser?
jonny2x4 0
Yeast infections FTW!!!!
imright24 0
There could be plenty of good reasons for it. Not a FML. Not time to look for a new girlfriend. F Her L because her boyfriend didn't see a huge opening to turn the topic to sex.