Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
AAaaaaaah!
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
footfood
Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
bootyislife
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Harry Dare
United Kingdom
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Top comments
christa953 12
and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol
nuts_in_your_fac 1
That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.
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Comments (178)
perdix 31
That's not an FML -- that's ******* hot! What's the problem? Did she make you pay to watch? I'd give her five bucks to sit in front of me and do that!
ladybunny 0
Agrreed with #3- Nasty.
VENGEANCEx 0
guys def scratch their nuts all the time and always smell afterwards
allenrotstein 0
You have been hanging out with The wrong people..
MrM420 0
agreed #43 who would want to smell their sweaty balls.
remy3106 10
19 I like the way u do ur eyeliner
remy3106 10
19 I like the way u do ur eyeliner and my brothers and their friends scratch their balls all the time but never smell it lol
remy3106 10
^^ ur not my brother or his friend
remy3106 10
lol I'm so confused
oldenuff2party 3
hotttttt
xoxomylifesucks 0
ewwwww! someone likes herself?
Kadz184 0
eww. she has no lady manners
RyNo24 4
that's hot!
cathylee22 4
maybe you should just surprise her with a basket of cleaning products for her body and add some hand sanitizer to the mix. Don't forget the little travel size key chain one for her next scratch and sniff moment!
kimshoo 0
I wonder if they make pocket sized preparation h!
danford80 0
lmao. great idea. except she's Probly gonna read too much into that! although in this case it sounds like she should
westsidewhite 0
no FML here that would be hot! i'm a guy I scratch but don't sniff but it's hot If a girl does that :P
Ariasmake_1 0
13- how does # 10 look like an ape if you can't see her face???