Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
AAaaaaaah!
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
footfood
Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
bootyislife
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Harry Dare
United Kingdom
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Top comments
christa953 12
and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol
nuts_in_your_fac 1
That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.
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Comments (178)
runningwildfire 0
That's really gross!! make sure she washes her hands before she does anything else, especially before she eats!
katierose112996 0
and who are u to say thats gross. have you looked in te mirrorlately???
ihearuscreamin 13
lol...gross. that's all bad.
beastmode_urface 0
lol guys do it in like public and shit but a chick does it and erebody flips beast
andyfreay 1
naaaasty
GWOTVET 0
Wow, what lucky man you are.... LMFAO!!! NEVER have I heard of any self respecting woman do some sh*t like that. She's either a keeper or a dirty a$$ throw away...tough call
mcsquanch 0
dude she wants to make sure shes all fresh for u. Or she likes her own brand!
bubblezz0504 0
maybe she likes the smell of it?? haha
FFML_314 12
Scratching is normal. Smelling your fingers is a bit odd. Hey, maybe it doesn't smell bad. Or maybe she thought they were going to fornicate and wanted to make sure she was fresh!
chrissaaababy 0
guys do the scratch n sniff all the time. when it comes to a girl, it's completely different.
dudenextdoor 0
72 your gorgeous! do u scratch and sniff??
MrM420 0
win
skyeyez9 25
I saw a guy cup his hand, fart in it then place over his friend's nose and mouth! Could be worse OP, at least she didn't do that.