Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
AAaaaaaah!
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
footfood
Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
bootyislife
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Harry Dare
United Kingdom
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Top comments
christa953 12
and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol
nuts_in_your_fac 1
That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.
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Comments (178)
poppetsauce 4
Also... I don't know if I'm weird in this, but I find my feminine scent quite appealing, turns me on like crazy LOL You smell something good, you will smell it again. That's also why I do it :P
rogerover 19
109. That's freaking HOT
Commanderd 0
Not weird! I find the natural scent v.erotic as well :)
Quest_ 13
What?! A female comfortable with her own natural bodily functions??!!! Everyone, grab perfumed soap, scrubbing brushes, a cheese grater, powder, and FOR GODS SAKE DON'T FORGET THE PH-BALANCED VAGINAL DEODORIZER CHHHAAAAAARRRRGGGEE!!!!
Taipan_fml 0
You're awesome and so is Poppet.
Johnny6speed2 0
Talk about a classy broad. She's a keeper. Atleast she didn't scratch her ass and then smell them.
caliJoe89 0
nasty ass chick.. and what's up wit all these females gettin their panties up in a bunch bout this..?? lol.
rogerover 19
Not nasty! I don't blame her. the scent of a woman is the best smell in the world.
caliJoe89 0
hahah poppetsauce ur crazy. maybe slob ass dudes will scratch themselves and smell but hell na. ur getting it twisted about the rest of us. ur being sexist. why the he'll is it being turned out like that.?
caliJoe89 0
yea I ain't gonna lie. women do smell good. but not when it smells like fish. lol. the only reason why it seems nasty is cuz it's not lady like for a girl to scratch herself down there and smell it. only slob people do that.
moleSG 6
Oh, come on, most guys do that.
Igor_g5 0
Maybe she just rubbed it and checked to see if it smelled bad. My GF does that sometimes if she knows that I'm going to be eating her pussy. It's called consideration, not gross. She wanted to make sure that she didn't smell bad. Just like sometimes people smell their own armpits to make sure that they don't smell offensive. But she can't stick her nose down there so she has to bring the smell to her nose.
Veegulkz 6
ewwwwwwwwww hahahah LMFAO!!!
Xquisite1 28
@13, You racist cum-drinking ****. There was no reason for you to say that 10 looked like an ape. I've noticeds that there's alot of racist assholes on this site. **** ALL OF YOU RACIST BASTARDS.