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We all do it. Don't we?

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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christa953 12

and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol

nuts_in_your_fac 1

That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.

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sexyscooter 0

thats a FIRST for me

The_grumpy_bear 0

So you'd better watch out the next time she asks you to smell her finger.

DarkHelmet 10

that is ****** trifling!!!! yeah it's time to test the market for a new girl homie

sexyscooter 0

yeah dude. find a new one, this one has gotta go

deafeningsilence 8

11- 1 is trying to say that they're first. Notice the capital letters and emphasis on "FIRST".

allenrotstein 0

oohh no, she didn't!!

seanders 10

So imagine if she fingers herself...

VoidDreams 0

that's gross as ****!

iTaylor 0

that's pretty disgusting.

Horrified86 0

Could've scratched her ass and then tried to hand-feed you.

NuyoRicanGirl 3

LMAO that's nasty did it turn u on u probably scratched ur balls and did the same thing

mintcar 10

46, haha you're right. Anyways OP did she tell you what her fingers smelled like?

FYL_hardd 0

Start looking for a new girl.. This one seems to think she's a monkey or something.

iTaylor 0

yeah you should probably refrain from holding hands with her from now on.

mikeyceroooo 0

scratch and sniff, but not the type you find in books

sexyscooter 0

yeah i couldnt resist it. u ppl got me. but op needs to find a new girl

Sonfang 19

Maybe she was sniffing to check freshness...guys complain when girls smell down there. So really op it's your fault, you forced her to smell her fingers.

slatter 1

62, why is your pic someone taking a pic?

dudenextdoor 0

honestly people, there's absolutely nothing wrong with this. maybe she smells good down there and she enjoys the smell. ;)

Hockeylover87_71 0

omg that's disgusting, time to find a new girl :S

KiddNYC1O 22

74- the female in that pic is leighton meester

coolsteve 0

Am I the only one who finds it hot?

n0d0ubtx0xo 0

maybe... just MAYBE... she had an itch and was seeing if it smelled weird. she may have had a yeast infection recently and was wondering if it was better. regardless, it's not an FML. gross, yes, but not fml worthy.

yuggi1 11

O.O umm.. I've seen guys doing that! don't get why people feel so uncomfortable with the human body. Don't get why guys feel the need to call it gross when they are reputed to do worse. :P Btw OP, you are a jerk! She was probably in the bathroom grooming herself >_<. I bet you sneaked that eye-full.

Igor_g5 0

Because they took the pic looking in a mirror so he could see what he was doing. Lots of peoples pics are like that.

Christopher08 0

damn u gots a dirty hoe didn't Any one tell u to pick a lady with class

BECK_OR 0

she is 1 classy ladyw

hazaam8 0

don't dump her.. tell her

christa953 12

22 I didn't say guys always do that. I only said I have seen boys do that. and no I didn't go out with a guy who did that... or at least I think. hahaha

HaylLOVESJake 0

Its not OP's fault? his girl is jus nasty.

musicmaniac925 0

those are people from gossip girl. so obviously he didn't take the picture. just used it from online

XxconradxX 0

that's the 1382th time I heard that

seanders 10

Loving the pic 106

Igor_g5 0

Class is making sure you don't stink when I'm licking and sucking on your pussy.

brittneytp 0

eww thats grody!

bomberman93 4

why would she sniff it?

momony_fml 0

maybe she had a craving for tuna !

OopsieDaisies 0

66-happy birthday! If thats ur real birthday. :)

Mofozofo 3

Chyea dude , Jesus loves DGK . So does Desarmo

TechnoTaco 0

-71 I like your logic, and 75 has me wondering now lol

akaashR 0

there was a saying/meme ages ago called Scratch and Sniff. this was like 80-90's and it was a huge thing back then. (yes the same scratch and sniff that the OPs gf did) and it was a unisex thing. both guys and girls did it. I guess her parents did then. :P

t3xt310 0

shes a keeper!! ;)

adude333 2

42 your hott..... just saying

pepper3434 0

And it's okay when guys scratch their crotch AND adjust themselves in public?

Megan36 3

would everyone stop saying he needs to find a new girlfriend I agree it's disgusting but guys do it all the time

theReMEDy0723 1

Didn't anyone tell you how to speak English?

christa953 12

and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol

VENGEANCEx 0

exactly. guys scratch their nuts then always smell their fingers after

MrM420 0

I've scratched my nuts plenty of times. I've never smelt my fingers afterwards though I'm not really curious about what my balls smell like.

hopkinsj09 0

idk the guys u date but I sure as he'll don't do that

lolorly 0

Maybe you should be, MrM. Some guys are completely unaware that they REEK.

MrM420 0

LOL #52 I at least have enough sense to wash them when I shower.

NightSkyx 0

If she's hot it's ok :)

Igor_g5 0

Yes I wash thoroughly when I shower and so does my GF. But sometimes a lot of hot sweaty hours pass between our showers and the time one of us sticks our face in it. Just because you washed it this morning doesn't mean it smells good tonite.

atomicwedgie4u 0

guys scratch or fix them selves because they have something to adjust or a hair caught. with that said I don't know any girls that need to fix their lips or that would sniff their fingers after they scratch. were's she scratching that that would make her think it needed a good whiff.

Gorsbug823 0

that's disgusting. dump her

Threedog0214 6

I have scratched my nether region as well but never had the urge to take a whiff of what my fingers have gone through cause that is pretty nasty.

griddy24 18

Heads up: girls get hairs or lips caught in their underwear. They need to adjust sometimes too. Naturally

Rico255 0

did u lick her fingers afterwards??

CaptSkippy 9

^^^^ I was just thinking that

Young4ev3r 0

grimey

yamiibaybee 0

ohh eww she had a moment I guess ... or maybe she was curious.? ... the world may never know.

remy3106 10

ew but guys do it all the time, maybe not sniff their fingers but....

Shiro_1711905830 6

They do sniff their fingers most of the time even if we don’t think they do

nuts_in_your_fac 1

That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.

EricaCookies 0

i was going to say exactly that.

kristen1823 0

HAHAHA oh my gosh! That made me laugh really hard! LOL! <--- I hate when people say that...

natwix 0

but number 10 looks like an ape.

Igor_g5 0

#10 does not look like an ape. She's actually kind of cute. that was a disgusting thing to say.

Igor_g5 0

Racist much ASSHOLE BITCH!!!

justajoker 0

that's not racist.

JeffGoesRawrr 0

Racism.?^ ;o

aardvarkish 17

Well, you look like a monkey. Elitism?

OochenSnoochen 15

You're helicopter looks primitive. modernism?

Dolfyutt 3

Your comeback looks redundant repetitiveism?

aardvarkish 17

ROFLMAO Acronism?

MetalFish 0

that got old fast... -ism (hey, im not a c-c-c-c-combo breaker!)

lifesluck 0

Tell her it's a turn on and your turn next. lol could be worse things to scratch and sniff ;)